Browsing Topic Best Funny Inspirational Quotes

We don’t stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.

If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.

Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.

I don’t know where I am going but I am on my way.

It’s what you learn after you know it all that counts.

People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.

I don’t measure a man’s success by how high he climbs but how high he bounces when he hits bottom.

Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them… well, I have others.

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.

Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds.

Thankfully, perseverance is a good substitute for talent.

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place.

Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.

Good things come to those who hustle.

A fool flatters himself, a wise man flatters the fool.

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.

The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.

Neither a wise man nor a brave man lies down on the tracks of history to wait for the train of the future to run over him.

I didn’t fail the test, I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.

Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.

Today is a brand new day. A day of change, of promise, of creativity, of kindness, and of love. I’m going back to bed.

My way of joking is to tell the truth.

I meant what I said and I said what I meant.

Work hard, be kind, and amazing things will happen.

Winning is everything. The only ones who remember you when you come second are your wife and your dog.

A person’s a person, no matter how small.

If you let your head get too big, it’ll break your neck.

The nice part about being a pessimist is that you are constantly being either proven right or pleasantly surprised.

If you’re going to tell people the truth, be funny or they’ll kill you.

Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.

Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you’d have preferred to talk.

I rate enthusiasm even above professional skill.

I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn’t itch.