Browsing Topic Best Hot Tub Quotes

Liberals don’t have to emerge from the hot tub and start attending NASCAR races or – God forbid – church, but it would be nice if they’d stop lying all the time.

Where I live in Oklahoma, it’s all ranchers. My friends are all cowboys and pretty rough guys. If I had a hot tub back there, I may as well have Richard Simmons come over and live with me.

I think it’s creepy if a guy says, I would never hit a girl. Cause that should go without saying. That’s like if you ever heard a guy go, I would never crap in a hot tub.

Now on Friday nights, if I want to go hang out with friends, I go hang out with friends. If I want to stay in and be in the hot tub and have people over to watch movies, I do that.

Imagine a hot tub for the mind. That is what meditation is; it can bathe your mind in relaxing thoughts.

I know the activists I deal with, we sort of try and check each other to make sure that we haven’t gone native, that you come to Washington thinking it’s a cesspool, you don’t want to end up thinking it’s really a hot tub and getting used to it. So that’s something one has to keep an eye on all the time.

Oh definitely. It’ll be in a hot tub, with my entire head squeezed into a jet. The photos are going to be hilarious. Man, I really hope the internet sticks around so people can reference this article in my obituaries and see that what sounds like a joke was actually amazingly prescient.

The world was full of dangers now that she was pregnant: mercury in tuna, hot tubs, beer, secondhand smoke, over-the-counter medicine. Not to mention crazy baby-abducting fairy kings.

Oh, that sound? I’m in the hot tub, reading a novel.

An evangelical minister has had to resign after pictures surfaced showing him in a hot tub with two women. He claimed it was just a baptism gone terribly wrong.

You know, for an actor to come into the midst of that, it’s – It can either be difficult and somewhat unnerving, or it can be very embracing and like, kind of stepping into a nice hot tub.

I feel sexy when I get out of the tub – your skin is fresh and you’ve put up your hair without looking.

The moral person contemplates evil, the evil person commits it. And a person without a sense of humor can’t distinguish between the two…. I know a lot of people who live in Marin County and contemplate spirituality and never get out of the hot tub.

Do you know who is ready to go with the presidential campaign? Jeb Bush. Jeb already has plans to end the war in Iraq that his brother started. All he needs is a hot tub time machine.

You ever spent eight hours acting in water? It’s a lot easier to get in and out of a bath. Hot tubs are bad news for actors, man.