Browsing Topic Best Humorous Love Quotes

It takes a moment to tell someone you love them, but it takes a lifetime to prove it.

True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.

Well, you know, the definition of second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.

Love is a state of mind which has nothing to do with the mind.

Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.

The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.

You know it’s love when you want to give joy and damn the consequences.

To be in love is merely to be in a state of perceptual anesthesia – to mistake an ordinary young woman for a goddess.

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

Love is a lot like a backache. It doesn’t show up on x-rays, but you know it’s there.

Love is the same as like except you feel sexier.

You can’t put a price tag on preparation for a pandemic.