Browsing Topic Best Idiot Quotes

No amount of evidence will ever persuade an idiot

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

Let us be dreamers, thinkers, speculative philosophers, or as our spouses would have it: Idiots

You’re an idealist, and I pity you as I would the village idiot.

The main difference between men and women is that men are lunatics and women are idiots.

Discovery is the privilege of the child: the child who has no fear of being once again wrong, of looking like an idiot, of not being serious, of not doing things like everyone else.

Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself.

Any idiot can face a crisis – it’s day to day living that wears you out.

Few of the great tragedies of history were created by the village idiot, and many by the village genius.

The last Bollywood movie I watched was 3 Idiots that featured Aamir Khan in it. It was impressive!

If knowledge is power and power is knowledge, then how so many idiots be graduating from college?

Better Than You island doesn’t exist. And if it does it’s full of idiots, looking over their shoulder for the next idiot to arrive.

The trick is not how much pain you feel–but how much joy you feel. Any idiot can feel pain. Life is full of excuses to feel pain, excuses not to live, excuses, excuses, excuses.

On entering this world our starting-point is ignorance. None, however, but idiots remain there.

What a relief it was to discover that I wasnt realy an idiot! I simply had a learning disability.

Driving fast on the track does not scare me. What scares me is when I drive on the highway I get passed by some idiot who thinks he is Fangio.

I was ecstatic they re-named ‘French Fries’ as ‘Freedom Fries’. Grown men and women in positions of power in the U.S. government showing themselves as idiots.

The fans are bad everywhere you go, with language, and with behavior. You can’t put enough cops in the stands, but you ought to give the cops cameras, give people cameras, so they can take a picture of the idiot and you can identify him.

Wake up, you idiots! Whatever made you think that money was so valuable?

The proverb says that Providence protects children and idiots. This is really true. I know because I have tested it.

What a terrible era in which idiots govern the blind.

I would tell myself that I was about to address the largest mass assembly of idiots ever gathered in the history of mankind.

If i believed in an outside force that we wanted to call God – and i believe that there is one. i think God would appreciate what i say, because i can’t see God wanting to create a world full of idiots

Those who were unlucky in life in spite of their skills would eventually rise. The lucky fool might have benefited from some luck in life; over the longer run he would slowly converge to the state of a less-lucky idiot. Each one would revert to his long-term properties.

Just slap anything on when you see a blank canvas staring you in the face like some imbecile. You don’t know how paralyzing that is, that stare of a blank canvas is, which says to the painter, ‘You can’t do a thing’. The canvas has an idiotic stare and mesmerizes some painters so much that they turn into idiots themselves. Many painters are afraid in front of the blank canvas, but the blank canvas is afraid of the real, passionate painter who dares and who has broken the spell of `you can’t’ once and for all.

I think I liked you better when you were a raging idiot.

Yes, you are, Chubs agreed. But you’re our idiot, so be more careful next time. Cosigned, Liam said, hooking his fingers over mine on top of the armrest.

Wouldn’t it be wonderful if we had a world where everybody said, ‘We don’t know?’ The fact is that you’re surrounded -God and you don’t see God, because you KNOW ABOUT God. The final barrier to the vision of God is your God concept. You miss God because you think you know. The highest knowledge of God is to know God as unknowable. All revelations, however divine, are never any more than a finger pointing at the moon. As we say in the East, ‘When the sage points to the moon, all the idiot sees is the finger’.

Believe it or not, I’m a bit clumsy with technology. It’s probably why I’m so excited about the touchscreen – even an idiot can use it!

A bad play folds and is forgotten, but in pictures we don’t bury our dead. When you think it’s out of your system, your daughter sees it on television and says, My father is an idiot.

I guess Smart Seth is glad, he said reluctantly. But be careful. Idiot Seth is the guy to watch out for.

I get bitter, angry and disbelieving and I tell my kids there a lot of idiots out there. I also want them to know that being successful is not the real world – that their parents get treated better because they’re on TV.

To hold power has always meant to manipulate idiots and circumstances; and those circumstances and those idiots, tossed together, bring about those coincidences to which even the greatest men confess they owe most of their fame

Romantic Egoist What’s better, an idiot who never tries… or an idiot who at least takes a shot?

I do the meatball recipe a lot. I think the army stew probably too. It’s the most useful dish because it was born out of necessity and poverty and any idiot can make it in 20 minutes on a hot plate. It’s cheap and uses readily available commercial ingredients. And it’s delicious. It should be the great American dish – perfect late-night stoner dorm food for college kids on a budget.