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No amount of evidence will ever persuade an idiot
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
Let us be dreamers, thinkers, speculative philosophers, or as our spouses would have it: Idiots
The main difference between men and women is that men are lunatics and women are idiots.
You’re an idealist, and I pity you as I would the village idiot.
Few of the great tragedies of history were created by the village idiot, and many by the village genius.
I would tell myself that I was about to address the largest mass assembly of idiots ever gathered in the history of mankind.
The fans are bad everywhere you go, with language, and with behavior. You can’t put enough cops in the stands, but you ought to give the cops cameras, give people cameras, so they can take a picture of the idiot and you can identify him.
I was ecstatic they re-named ‘French Fries’ as ‘Freedom Fries’. Grown men and women in positions of power in the U.S. government showing themselves as idiots.
Any idiot can face a crisis – it’s day to day living that wears you out.
Any idiot can see something wrong. But can you see what is right?
So asking you to take a moonlit walk with me, that would totally not work? What? Again that glare. Go away. Stop being an idiot. I don’t even know you. You’re healing my little brother Bowie. Yeah, that doesn’t make us friends, kid. So no moonlight. Are you retarded? Sunrise? I could get up early. Go away. Sunset tomorrow? -Sanjit & Lana
Sometimes I think He looks down and says, Wow, look what those idiots are up to now. I guess I better help them along a little.
I was discharged from the army for idiocy and officially certified by a special commission as an idiot. I’m an official idiot.
When it comes to idiots, America’s got more than its fair share. If idiots were energy, it would be a source that would never run out.
Mechanical instruments, potentially a vehicle of rational human purposes, are scarcely a blessing when they enable the gossip of the village idiot and the deeds of the thug to be broadcast to a million people each day.
I’d love to have a shitty job. I couldn’t hold any down. Standup was the only thing I could stick with. I’m an idiot that way.
A sort of melancholy, and regret, seizes us every time we meet a sophisticated, adulterated idiot. Oh the nice fools of yestertime! Genuine, natural. Like homemade bread.
We know that the nature of genius is to provide idiots with ideas twenty years later.
I claim that Mach people (and apparently FreeBSD) are incompetent idiots.
I don’t get the jitters and I don’t get nervous, because I build that comfort on set for myself. Sometimes if I’m gonna do something really crazy, it helps me to yell or look like an idiot on set, so that when I’m about to do a scene, I’ve already embarrassed myself. I find ways to work around getting the jitters.
I have never voted in my life… I have always known and understood that the idiots are in a majority so it’s certain they will win.
So long as readers keep reading and my publishers keep publishing, I plan to keep on writing. I’d have to be an idiot to be burnt-out in this job.
The idiot who invented instant grits also thought of frozen fried chicken, and they ought to lock him up before he tries to freeze-dry collards.
What I learned is that it’s arrogant to be certain of anything. The world is a complex place and only idiots or assholes think they know it all.
Humanity is OK, but 99% of people are boring idiots.
I’m not an idiot: I know that I can sing and I know that I can act.
There are idiots. Look around.
It’s a big thing now: A lot of people want to be assistants to celebrities. If you’re pursuing that, you’re an idiot. You’re a moron. The shortest distance between two points is not a celebrity, or being next to a celebrity.
One of the most important things, especially when you’re leaving school, is to realize you’re going to be dealing with a lot of idiots. And a lot of those idiots are in charge of things, so if you’re in an interview and you really want to tell the person off, don’t do it.
Beneatha: You didn’t tell us what Alaiyo means… for all I know, you might be calling me Little Idiot or something… … Asagai: It means… it means One for Whom Bread–Food–Is Not Enough.
Molly works because, while Watson is ‘the audience’, Molly is every woman of a certain age sitting at home on the settee fantasizing about running their hands through Benedict Cumberbatch’s hair. …Also, I think most people have experienced the agony and the ignominy of unrequited love. I’ve never thought Molly was an idiot. She just really, really loves him.
Since there are so many idiots out there, you may actually start to think you’re crazy. You are not. They are idiots.
If you think your users are idiots, only idiots will use it.
Because the stuff that they feed kids now, they’ll have a bunch of idiots in the next millennium as far as art and culture is concerned.