Browsing Topic Best Isabelle Lightwood Quotes

What’s the point in wasting a perfectly good brick wall when you have someone to throw against it, that’s what I always say.

Dear Alec and Magnus, How are you? Everything’s just fine here. Thanks for you postcard with the picture of the Taj Mahal. It looks nice. Disregard my last few postcards. I see I overdid it. To make it up to you, I’m going to redecorate Magnus’s loft for free. -Izzy

It’s the mortal cup Jace, not the mortal toilet bowl.

Don’t bother her, don’t try to talk to her, don’t even look at her, or I’ll fold you in half so many times you’ll look like a tiny little origami werewolf.

Meliorn? said Clary. I’ve met you, haven’t I? You used to go out with Isabelle Lightwood. Meliorn was almost expressionless, but Clary could have sworn he looked ever so slightly uncomfortable. Luke shook his head. Clary, Meliorn is a knight of the Seelie Court. It’s very unlikely that he – He was totally dating Isabelle, Simon said, and she dumped him too. At least she said she was going to. Tough break, man.

Damnit.’ Isabelle, standing in the mouth of the alley, her wet black hair like a cloak around her shoulders, kicked a trash can out of her way and glowered. ‘Oh, for goodness’s sake,’ she said. ‘I can’t believe you two. Why? What’s wrong with bedrooms? And pivacy?

Thank you, Simon said. It’s a joke, Isabelle. He’s the Count. He likes counting. You know. ‘What did the Count eat today, children? One chocolate chip cookie, two chocolate chip cookies, three chocolate chip cookies . . .’ There was a rush of cold air as the door of the restaurant opened, letting in another customer. Isabelle shivered and reached for her black silk scarf. It’s not realistic. What would you prefer? ‘What did the Count eat today, children? One helpless villager, two helpless villagers, three helpless villagers . . .

We shouldn’t, protested Isabelle. The Clave has a plan. The Clave has the collective intelligence of a pineapple, said Jace. Alec blinked up at them. Jace is right. Isabelle turned on her brother. What do you know? You weren’t even paying attention. I was, Alec said, injured. I said Jace was right. Yeah, but there’s like a 90% chance of me being right most of the time, so that’s not proof you were listening, said Jace. That’s just a good guess.

And now I’m looking at you, he said, and you’re asking me if I still want you, as if I could stop loving you. As if I would want to give up the thing that makes me stronger than anything else ever has. I never dared give much of myself to anyone before – bits of myself to the Lightwoods, to Isabelle and Alec, but it took years to do it – but, Clary, since the first time I saw you, I have belonged to you completely. I still do. If you want me.

What would you prefer? ‘What did the Count eat today, children? One helpless villager, two helpless villagers, three helpless villagers….

I hope you told him you were bitten by a gay spider.

I’m pure at heart. It repels the dirt.

Going round and around inside a dryer can be fatal, whereas pasta is rarely fatal. Unless Isabelle makes it.

Do you even really know how vampires are made?’ ‘Well, when a mommy vampire and a daddy vampire love each other very much.

Turned you gay? She sounded incredulous. Alec, you didn’ t tell me gay? She sounded incredulous. Alec, you didn’ t tell me that. I hope you told him you were bitten by a gay spider, said Simon.