Best Laughed Quotes

A day without laughter is a day wasted.

The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.

When I was young, everyone laughed at me when I said that I wanted to be a professional basketball player…now it’s my turn to laugh.

Penny said two words, the second of which was you. Caine laughed. I think you meant ‘—- you, Your Highness.

Dekka laughed… Sam: you’re still the leader. You’re always going to be the leader. It’s not something you choose: it’s something you are.

I cashed my first check in the NFL at a cashing joint-uh, I think they laughed at me.

I wasn’t afraid to be laughed at or be loud.

I was the only woman fooling around with a camera in the streets and all the reporters laughed at me. So I became a fighter.

Rosie laughed in a not too reassuring way if you like sane laughter.

I played the tour in 1967 and told jokes and nobody laughed. Then I won the Open the next year, told the same jokes, and everybody laughed like hell.

Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals.

How many times have I laughed at you telling me plainly that I was too lazy to be anything but a lawyer.

You ever laughed so hard nobody in the world could hurt you for a minute, no matter what they tried to do to you?

Pretty much anything you laughed at in the second half of the 20th century can be traced back to Your Show Of Shows.

Do not say before hand what you are going to do; for if you fail, you will be laughed at.

The hardest that I’ve laughed at a movie was probably Team America. I laughed ’til I thought I was just gonna throw up. I almost had to turn it off.

Perhaps Kafka laughed when he told stories [. . . ] because one isn’t always equal to oneself.

But he stays by the window, remembering that life. They had laughed. They had leaned on each other and laughed until the tears had come, while everything else—the cold and where he’d go in it—was outside, for a while anyway.

I have often wondered and even laughed at those who fancied that everything had been so consummately and absolutely investigated by an Aristotle or a Galen or some other mighty name, that nothing could by any possibility be added to their knowledge.

C’est moi, c’est moi,’tis I,’ I told him. It seemed appropriately melodramatic, though I didn’t know if he’d catch the reference. I shouldn’t have worried. Unexpectedly, he laughed. Trust you to quote Lancelot rather than Guinevere.

I got into the race and people literally laughed. They thought I had no chance of winning.

There’s the generation that made the rules, the generation that codified them. The generation that broke them – that’s mine. The generation that laughed at them – that’s Tarantino’s. And now there’s a generation that doesn’t know that there were any.

If you don’t have wrinkles, you haven’t laughed enough.

I laughed from the time I arrived at the studio until I left at night. I was almost ashamed to take a paycheck.

You know I had rather be laughed at than not to be noticed at all.

The most wasted day of all is that on which we have not laughed.

If taking vitamins doesn’t keep you healthy enough, try more laughter: The most wasted of all days is that on which one has not laughed.

I try to maintain the perspective that life is meant to be laughed at.

I have laughed, in bitterness and agony of heart, at the contrast between what I seem and what I am!

No man ever distinguished himself who could not bear to be laughed at.

Over futile odds, and laughed at by the gods
And now the final frame. Love is a losing game.

What are you talking about, Sin? You don’t want anyone to own you… Or your heart?’ She laughed bitterly, and entered the Harrowgate. ‘I don’t have a heart for anyone to take.

I laughed my way through The Stepford Wives.

At first, I only laughed at myself. Then I noticed that life itself is amusing. I’ve been in a generally good mood ever since.

Only a short time ago, I learned that people laughed at me. Now I can see that unknowingly I joined them in laughing at myself. That hurts the most.