Best Laughing Quotes

A day without laughter is a day wasted.

To truly laugh, you must be able to take your pain, and play with it!

Surround yourself with people who make you happy. People who make you laugh, who help you when you’re in need. People who genuinely care. They are the ones worth keeping in your life. Everyone else is just passing through.

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.

My pain may be the reason for somebody’s laugh. But my laugh must never be the reason for somebody’s pain.

He’s not perfect. You aren’t either, and the two of you will never be perfect. But if he can make you laugh at least once, causes you to think twice, and if he admits to being human and making mistakes, hold onto him and give him the most you can.

It’s those changes in latitudes, changes in attitudes nothing remains quite the same. With all of our running and all of our cunning, if we couldn’t laugh, we would all go insane.

Sail the main course in a simple sturdy craft. Keep her well stocked with short stories and long laughs. Go fast enough to get there but slow enough to see. Moderation seems to be the key.

If you come from a place of love, and you’re not saying, ‘I’m better than you,’ that’s one thing that allows you to talk about different ethnicities. It’s almost like laughing with each other.

Life can be wildly tragic at times, and I’ve had my share. But whatever happens to you, you have to keep a slightly comic attitude. In the final analysis, you have got not to forget to laugh.

Time to live, time to lie, time to laugh, and time to die. Take it easy baby. Take it as it comes.

Mockery of religion is one of the most essential things… one of the beginnings of human emancipation is the ability to laugh at authority.

Man is the only animal that laughs and has a state legislature.

The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.

She raised us with humor, and she raised us to understand that not everything was going to be great-but how to laugh through it.

I laugh and joke, but I don’t get distracted very easily.

I love myself when I am laughing.

Fight less, cuddle more. Demand less, serve more. Text less, talk more. Criticize less, compliment more. Stress less, laugh more. worry less, pray more. With each new day, find new ways to love each other even more.

Life’s too short not to laugh about yourself and the cards you’re dealt.

Life is tough; and if you have the ability to laugh at it, you have the ability to enjoy it.

Americans don’t know a lot about the Middle East – [they] don’t know we laugh.

If I couldn’t laugh, I just would go insane. If we couldn’t laugh, we just would go insane. If we weren’t all crazy, we would go insane.

I find I have to be the sad clown: laughing on the outside, crying on the inside.

Those who don’t know how to weep with their whole heart, don’t know how to laugh either.

All primitive people are frightened of owls,’ said Harley. ‘The villagers here are scared to death of the gufo. Birds of ill omen. If they see one, they think they’ll die. But they never do. See one, I mean, of course,’ he added with a laugh.

Love is never a fulfillment. Life is never a thing of continuous bliss. There is no paradise. Fight and laugh and feel bitter and feel bliss: and fight again. Fight, fight. That is life.

It was like the beginning of life and laughter. It was the real meaning of the sun

I’m always satisfied with going to soup kitchens or homeless shelters. A big one for me is children’s hospitals. I love spending time with kids, rooting for them, making them laugh. Any small act of kindness is just as important as a donation. So volunteer. Go out there and see how you can make a difference and help someone.

I’m a big believer in, no matter what you go through in life, as long as you can laugh your way through it, you’re going to be okay.

When I was young, everyone laughed at me when I said that I wanted to be a professional basketball player…now it’s my turn to laugh.

I’d rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints – the sinners are much more fun.

We might be laughing a bit too loud, but that never hurt no one

Don’t be careless about yourselves–on the other hand not too careful. Live well but do not flaunt it. Laugh a little and teach your men to laugh–get good humor under fire–war is a game that’s played with a smile. If you can’t smile, grin. If you can’t grin, keep out of the way till you can.

Too many of us are not living our dreams, because we are living our fears. Decide to become fearless. Face the thing you fear the most. You’re stronger than you give yourself credit for. If you can laugh at it. You can move past it. You have the ability to do more than you have ever hoped, imagined or dreamed. You have GREATNESS within you!

I came up with myself. FAYZ. Spelled F-A-Y-Z. It stands for Fallout Alley Youth Zone. Fallout Alley, and nothing but kids. Howard laughed his mean laugh. Don’t worry, Astrid, it’s just a FAYZ. Get it? Just a FAYZ.