Best Liars Quotes

I’m not upset that you lied to me, I’m upset that from now on I can’t believe you.

If you’re really successful at bullshitting, it means you’re not hanging around enough people smarter than you.

A lie cannot live.

There is no such thing as a good writer and a bad liar.

Anyone who said he wasn’t afraid during the civil rights movement was either a liar or without imagination. I was scared all the time. My hands didn’t shake but inside I was shaking.

Only fools, liars, and charlatans predict earthquakes

Sociopath is a word that has sort of become shorthand for psychopath and there’s a distinct difference, it’s interesting if you look it up. Sociopath if you look at the medical definition, the profile of a sociopath is that they are supremely intelligent people that are also pathological liars, they have no moral structure and there is one more, they have no compassion or empathy for other people.

Regrets? I think everyone has regrets, and people who say they haven’t are either liars or narcissists

All blues singers are great liars.

While photographs may not lie, liars may photograph.

Do you know what ‘meteorologist’ means in English? It means liar.

The most encouraging trend of our time is the widespread loss of faith in government. No longer do people look to the government as the great problem solver, economic planner, social unifier, or cultural czar. The government is more likely to be seen for what it is, a haven for grafters, liars, and would-be tyrants. Americans, like the Russians, no longer believe anything until it is officially denied.

If heaven is tolerant and writers are allowed (bunch of liars though they are), I wonder if they gather for coffee to ponder the prose they should have written instead.

The candid camera is the greatest liar in the photographic family…. It is anarchic, naïve, and superficial.

Sometimes Christian apologists say there are only three options to who Jesus was: a liar, a lunatic or the Lord. But there could be a fourth option – legend.

Photographs don’t lie, but liars may photograph

It is vital that there is a narrator figure whom people believe. That’s why I never do commercials. If I started saying that margarine was the same as motherhood, people would think I was a liar.

All men are born truthful and die liars.

If you look at the history of Obama, with the crimes he’s committed, in office, publicly, and gotten by with that, you understand two things: First of all, that he’s a criminal, really, by any standard of decency, and he’s a great liar.

A convinced man differs from a prejudiced man as an honest man from a liar.

Never chase a lie. Let it alone, and it will run itself to death.

Nothing is drearier than just always telling the truth about yourself. Rousseau, who as far as I can tell was a pathological liar, made this wonderful distinction between lying, which he said there was something wrong with if you were trying to extract an advantage for yourself or evade responsibility for some nasty thing you’d done. But if all you’re really trying to do is impress or keep it young or make life more vivid and interesting, go for it! There’s no real harm in doing something like that. I think people can be overly saddled to the truth.

I’d love to go to fashion week! I’m learning more about designers, thanks to ‘Pretty Little Liars” costume designer, Mandi Line.

Coincidence. That’s an explanation used by fools and liars.

The heart never grows better by age; I fear rather worse, always harder. A young liar will be an old one, and a young knave will only be a greater knave as he grows older.

The only people who make love all the time are liars.

I wanted a drink. There were a hundred reasons why a man will want a drink, but I wanted one now for the most elementary reason of all. I didn’t want to feel what I was feeling, and a voice within was telling me that I needed a drink, that I couldn’t bear it without it. But that voice is a liar. You can always bear the pain. It’ll hurt, it’ll burn like acid in an open wound, but you can stand it. And, as long as you can make yourself go on choosing the pain over the relief, you can keep going.

One man affirms that he has rode post a hundred miles in six hours; probably it is a lie; but supposing it to be true, what then? Why, he is a very good post-boy; that is all. Another asserts, and probably not without oaths, that he has drunk six or eight bottles of wine at a sitting; out of charity I will believe him a liar; for if I do not, I must think him a beast.

A liar is a man who does now know how to deceive, a flatterer one who only deceives fools: he who knows how to make skilful use of the truth, and understands its eloquence, can alone pride himself in cleverness.

Some years ago John Kenneth Galbraith wrote in an essay on his efforts at writing a history of economics: ‘As one approaches the present, one is filled with a sense of hopelessness; in a year and possibly even a month, there is now more economic comment in the supposedly serious literature than survives from the whole of the thousand years commonly denominated as the Middle Ages … anyone who claims to be familiar with it all is a confessing liar.’ I believe that all physicists would subscribe to the same sentiments regarding their own professional literature. I do at any rate.

A liar will not be believed, even when he speaks the truth.

The only person who is a worse liar than a faith healer is his patient.

A liar ought to have a good memory.

The liar often suffers from amnesia. Amnesia is the silence of the unconscious.

If any man tells you he loves America, yet hates labor, he is a liar. If any man tells you he trusts America, yet fears labor, he is a fool.