Best Mail Quotes

Unsolicited advice is the junk mail of life.

I text my girlfriends. I look at Facebook. I check my e-mail. If I’m away from the news cycle more than a few hours, I feel out of touch.

I’m always afraid that I’m being unprofessional, yet I continue to sign all my e-mails ‘xoxo.’

I don’t need my phone to play me music. I need it to be a phone and an e-mail thing.

My fan mail is what keeps me going.

I’m used to rereading e-mails, even, before sending them – a bit compulsive. So this is high speed roller coaster for me!

The Mail Online is like carbs – you know you shouldn’t but you do. Probably two or three times a day.

Of all false assertions that ever went into the world under the banner of a great name and the mail armor of a well-turned phrase, Locke’s comparison of the mind to a blank sheet of paper appears to me among the most untrue.

You have to understand, I don’t play golf for fun. It’s my business. When the mailman starts delivering mail on his off day, that’s when I’ll start playing golf for the hell of it. I like to play in tournaments. There are many great courses around the world that I have never played that are next door to tournaments. I have not played them because I don’t play for fun.

I just didn’t want any order in anything. I have to leave an ordered life for them – the kids – and my job. I have to be at my desk at a certain time, and I have to answer e-mails within a certain time period.

In terms of being a role model, I didn’t start out to be one. I don’t go to work every day with that in mind. But, I do get a lot of fan mail from young girls.

Those who are absent, by its means become present; it [mail] is the consolation of life.

Plus, in one of his e-mails, the guy said he didn’t like pancakes. What kind of asshole doesn’t like pancakes?

I’m hopeless by e-mail, by phone, by text.

No job should, be beneath us. And if you can’t(or won’t) sort mail, Where is the proof that you can do anything?

It’s tempting to just write a comic called ‘Everyone Mail Randall Munroe Twenty Bucks’ – maybe it would work, and I could just close down the ‘xkcd’ store and sit on a beach and draw pictures and make snarky Reddit posts for the rest of my life.

No job is beneath you. You ought to be thrilled you got a job in the mailroom And when you get there, here’s what you do: Be really great at sorting mail.

E-mail, when it became mobile – what happened? Utilization of email went through the roof. Just pure Internet access and data – what happens when you mobilize it? Multiples. People are dependent upon broadband and as you mobilize it, they become even more dependent on broadband.

I am not overlooking any mail. I’m looking at all of it. I even wrote back to the Viagra people.

‘Checks are coming in the mail regularly’… or change your bank statement to whatever balance you want in there… and get behind the feeling of having it.

I am a typical teen who likes to shop, sing karaoke, spend time with family and friends, answer my www.myspace.com e-mails

I love you and believe in you. If you want my ear/voice — e-mail.

According to current birthrate projections, France will be a majority Muslim country anyway in about 50 years. I get a lot of e-mails from Americans who think that Europeans are spineless. And I think they’re right.

Mike [Mann], can you delete an e-mails you may have had with Keith [Trenberth] re AR4? Keith will do likewise…Can you also e-mail Gene and get him to do the same? I don’t have his e-mail address…We will be getting Caspar to do likewise.

I would say 90 percent of my mail and phone calls are from people who want some kind of help or succor or commitment from me to do something.

The federal government spends millions to run the Postal Service. I could lose your mail for half of that.

I had e-mail in 1984! I had an e-mail address then, which means that all you could write to was Steve Jobs and Bill Gates. There were three of us, writing to each other.

I think e-mail is kind of a cheap way to communicate. It’s a lazy way of writing a letter, you know.

I’ve always believed that dreams were both the love letters and the hate mail of the subconscious.

I still use quill and parchment. I do e-mails, and I write, but I don’t go around surfing too much.

Every once in a while, someone will mail me a single popcorn kernel that didn’t pop. I’ll get out a fresh kernel, tape it to a piece of paper and mail it back to them.

It makes me so much calmer when I’m responding to e-mails later.

Bears being sent through the mail should never be squashed up to make them fit. It gives them indigestion.

Government conspiracy? They can’t even deliver our mail and it’s got our address on it and everything!

What is nonmeasurable and nonpredictable will remain nonmeasurable and nonpredictable … no matter how much hate mail I get.