Browsing Topic Best Nipples Quotes

I love breasts. I love the female shape. It’s crazy – you can have movie posters with men with machine guns but, oh, God forbid you show the nipples! That never ceases to amaze me.

Nipples aren’t killing children. They should be more concerned about the wars that are happening. There’s so much violence in the world. There are so many legitimate things to be upset about besides nipples.

Law may prescribe that the male nipples be made equal to the female ones, but they still will not give milk.

They’re like lips, they’re like noses, they’re like eyeballs, you should be able to have them out all the time if you want. Nipples are beautiful things, don’t hide them.

Nobody gives a rat’s nipple about me.

Oh, you can milk just about anything with nipples.

The eyes are the nipples of the face.

My first big acting performance was in the Marilyn Monroe biography piece, and it required frontal nudity. I talked to Mira Sorvino, my co-star, about how nervous I was because I didn’t know how my mom would react. She said, ‘Can I be completely honest with you? I’ve seen your mom in interviews, and she seems pretty screwed up. I don’t think there’s much you could do to shock a broad like that.’ And from that moment on it was big nipples to the wind!

If New York is the Big Apple, tonight Hollywood is the Big Nipple.

I don’t think a naked body is particularly shocking or interesting … It’s not the culture I was raised in. I was not brought up in the United States. I don’t share the [attitude] that you can have graphic violence, but – God forbid – you see someone’s nipples.

Twenty-some states in the United States have statutes that say showing the nipples to children is oscene. That’s the first thing we come into contact with when we arrive on this palnet: a woman’s breasts!

The only intuitive interface is the nipple. Everything else is learned.

Women receive he insults of men with tolerance, having been bitten in the nipple by their toothless gums.

If you want to feel less sexy put scotch tape on your nipples.

Everything I cook tastes better than yo’ momma’s nipples.

I try to not overthink anything. I don’t understand why nipples are nudity. Who cares? Men can show their nipples but if we have breasts we can’t show them?

What’s this about rice milk? I didn’t even know rice had nipples!

My nipples could cut glass.

I’m gonna stick your head so far up your *ss your gonna have to cut holes in your nipples to see!

This man is the bee’s knees, Arthur, he is the wasp’s nipples. He is, I would go so far as to say, the entire set of erogenous zones of every major flying insect of the Western world.

Just because a guy has a shaved head, pierced nipples, and doesn’t have sex with women doesn’t make him gay. It just makes him down on his luck.

I write in praise of the solitary act: of not feeling a trespassing tongue forced into one’s mouth, one’s breath smothered, nipples crushed against the ribcage, and that metallic tingling in the chin set off by a certain odd nerve: unpleasure.

Cell phones are like a dog’s nipples… you don’t have to shout into them!

Griffin, please, she whispered. Do you want me? he asked. Yes! She tossed her head restlessly. She’d explode if he didn’t give her release soon. Do you need me? He kissed her nipple too gently. Please, please, please. Do you love me? And somehow, despite her extremis, she saw the gaping hole of the trap. She peered up at him blindly in the dark. She couldn’t see his face, his expression. Griffin, she sighed hopelessly. You can’t say it, can you? he whispered. Can’t admit it either.

People who get implants, it’s so depressing, you know… People – I don’t know. The route of that, you know, maybe they want more love or attention, or what it is, but they always go for the most obvious place, you know? Here… Well if you really want more attention, why not get them in your eyes? And then move your eyes down to where your nipples used to be, put your breasts up on your head, everybody will pay attention!

I would do violence for one glimpse of your naked breasts. Bleed for one taste of your nipple on my tongue. (Winter Makepeace)

I was at a bar nursing a beer. My nipple was getting quite soggy.

The best thing about Ikea – I’m going to do a quiz here – the names. Do you know what a Floria Fin (ph) is? It’s a candle. A Pogestra (ph) – table. A Bar Grick (ph) is a plate, an Eterleeg (ph) is a wine glass and a Scuggle (ph) is the name of my third nipple.

The man is as useless as nipples on a breastplate.

My husband is here and I’d like to thank him, for many things, but first of all for pointing out that I had a big hole in my frock and then that my nipples were pointing in different directions. It’s good to have an expert there to help you with that sort of thing.

I’ve got four nipples. I think I must have been a twin, but the one other went away and left its nipples behind.

That makes my nipples hard!

The note wasn’t signed, but I could tell it was from Morelli by the way my nipples got hard.

Singing is a f***ing blast. When it’s really good, it’s as good as the best sex. I get nipple erections all the time on stage, I do!

I probably have the worst wardrobe. It’s the most ill-fitting with the worst patterns and colors and the most nipple rubbage. There’s bad chafing, and it’s always tight in all the wrong places. What’s sad is that I’m kinda getting used to it.