Best Noses Quotes

Americans like to talk about (or be told about) Democracy but, when put to the test, usually find it to be an ‘inconvenience.’ We have opted instead for an authoritarian system disguised as a Democracy. We pay through the nose for an enormous joke-of-a-government, let it push us around, and then wonder how all those assholes got in there.

There’s no symmetry in nature. One eye is never exactly the same as the other. There’s always a difference. We all have a more or less crooked nose and an irregular mouth.

I suspect there really was more to my accident than bad luck. I think it was God’s way of punishing my nose.

It’s not the size of the nose that matters, it’s what’s inside that counts.

Vacation cruises are advertised as luxurious journeys to exotic places, but a chief pleasure is the reading of books … . On steamer chairs topside or poolside, in the lounges, everywhere you see men and women with their noses in books, devouring them for hours.

I want a hairy little Jewish Princess with a brand new nose, who knows where it goes.

Media people should have long noses like an elephant to smell out politicians, mayors, prime ministers and businessmen. We need to know the reality, the good and the bad, not just the appearance.

A traveller should have a hog’s nose, a deer’s legs, and an ass’s back.

You look so polished from your hair down to your toes, but still your finger’s gonna pick your nose.

A guy named Charlie Beacham was my first mentor at Ford. He taught me the importance of the dealers, and he rubbed my nose in the retail business.

I’ve always been proud of my body, my Jewish nose and all of that. Hollywood’s Hollywood, but that’s not going to change.

How many managers told me, ‘Get a nose job. You’re not pretty enough’? But I proved them wrong.

Give a boy – ANY boy – enough time, and he WILL eventually pick his nose!

They shoulda called me Little Cocaine, I was sniffing so much of the stuff! My nose got big enough to back a diesel truck in, unload it, and drive it right out again.

Of course I got lipstick all over my lil’ nose in about 5 seconds, nothing’s changed.

I was taking a nose dive somewhere between eleven and twelve because my sister had died and I was practicing something that siblings do which is follow in their footsteps and die as well.

I’d much rather sit next to a smoker in a restaurant than a nose-blower.

Staying in with you is better than sticking things up my nose.

I was always the funny-looking girl. I couldn’t compete with the Brazilian girls. My nose is off, my ears are too big. But I think it’s my personality that these designers were drawn to.

A cluttered refrigerator door is to a growing family what a wet nose is to a healthy dog.

A story can fly like a bee, so straight and swift you catch only the hum of its passing. Or move so slowly it seems motionless, curled in upon itself like a snake in the sun. It can vanish like smoke before the wind. Linger like perfume in the nose. Change with every telling, yet always remain the same.

Rarely have I seen any really great advertising created without a certain amount of confusion, throw-aways, bent noses, irritation and downright cursedness.

I remember on ‘JAG,’ Joe Jackson punched Stephen Culp and shattered his nose.

That’s the position I place myself in always. I don’t know. It says follow me. It pulls you right through, just by the nose.

They don’t make red noses to fit black people. I have a wide nose like a Volkswagen and I have never had a red nose that fitted me.

If you keep your nose to the grindstone, you don’t have any nose.

I have no desire to play King Lear or Hamlet. I never had a grand ambition. I just followed my nose.

I swear my car won’t run unless I’m picking my nose: At least, I’m that superstitious about it, so I don’t want to take any chances.

It is not altogether a bad thing to have criminal ancestors. An arsonist grandfather may bequeath one a nose for smelling smoke.

Christopher Robin was sitting outside his door, putting on his Big Boots. As soon as he saw the Big Boots, Pooh knew that an Adventure was going to happen, and he brushed the honey off his nose with the back of his paw, and spruced himself up as well as he could, so as to look ready for Anything.

I’m not one of these people who says, ‘I don’t watch TV much.’ Or looks down their nose at TV and they watch it for 20, 30 hours a week. I’m so busy. I work seven days a week that I just don’t watch TV.

I didn’t know that idiocy caused people to just start spontaneously bleeding from the nose.

Science fiction let me do both. It let me look into science and stick my nose in everywhere.

Your rights end where my nose begins.

They say that a cat, if it falls from a window and
hits its nose, can lose its sense of smell and then, because cats live by
their ability to smell, it can no longer recognize things. I’m a cat that hit
its nose.