Best Pigs Quotes

I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it.

Don’t wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.

Primate and elephant and even pig societies show considerable evidence of care for others, parent-child bonding, solidarity in the face of danger, and so on.

When all hope is lost, pig-headed refusal to acknowledge reality will always save the day.

All dogs look up to you. All cats look down on you. Only the pig looks at you as an equal

And a secret inward voice in my head was saying (in a strange breathy voice…) Yes, yessss, I will pop round to The Blind Pig. I will ‘pop’ round because guess who lives at the Blind Pig? It is not a blind pig, it is Alex.

Ole Golly: The time has come, the walrus said… Harriet M. Welsch: To talk of many things… Ole Golly: Of shoes and ships and ceiling wax… Harriet M. Welsch: Of cabbages and kings… Ole Golly: And why the sea is boiling hot… Harriet M. Welsch: And whether pigs have wings!

I fooled you. I fooled you. I got pig iron. I got pig iron. I got all pig iron.

ANOINT, v.t.: To grease a king or other great functionary already sufficiently slippery. As sovereigns are anointed by the priesthood, So pigs to lead the populace are greased good.

The sequence of theorist, experimenter, and discovery has occasionally been compared to the sequence of farmer, pig, truffle. The farmer leads the pig to an area where there might be truffles. The pig searches diligently for the truffles. Finally, he locates one, and just as he is about to devour it, the farmer snatches it away.

Compulsory reading for anyone who has a pig, an aunt or a sense of humor.

Any Christian who is not a hero is a pig.

It’s true that all men are pigs. The trick is to tame one who knows how to find truffles.

I’m a selfish, little pig of a man.

The wolf sniffed beneath the door to be sure this was a human cottage. The scent was undeniable. No pigs, except in bacon form. The wolf thought bacon form was a very sensible way for pigs to behave.

Never get into a wrestling match with a pig. You both get dirty, and the pig likes it.

Pigs are filthy animals. I don’t eat filthy animals.

I’d rather not deal with such questions, because anyway it’s like shearing a pig – lots of screams but little wool.

I looked at [Goering eating sausage] and I knew that what they say was true: that pigs eat the flesh of their own.

cats will be clean in a pigsty while pigs will be dirty in a marble hall.

With respect to those meanings of ‘human’ that are relevant to the morality of abortion, any fetus is less human than an adult pig.

Are you smarter than a pig, Locke? On occasion, said Locke. There are contrary opinions.

I discovered when we suffer, we suffer as equals. And in their capacity to suffer, a dog is a pig, is a bear…is a boy.

In their capacity to feel pain and fear, a pig is a dog is a bear is a boy.

Down South, even our vegetables have some pig hidden somewhere in it. A vegetable isn’t a vegetable without a little ham hock.

Pigs eat more tuna than all the planet’s sharks combined.

Sometimes love doesn’t come to us. We have to go out hunting. It’s like pigs looking for truffles. It’s called dating.

We celebrities are desperate pigs.

But I think the majority of cows, and even more so chickens and pigs, are leading pretty miserable lives.

There’s no such thing as a race and barely such a thing as an ethnic group. If we were dogs, we’d be the same breed…. Trouble doesn’t come from Slopes, Kikes, Niggers, Spics or White Capitalist Pigs; it comes from the heart.

If a pig goes upon the threshing-floor, or a field, or a garden, and the owner of the meadow, or the field, or the garden smites it so that it die, he shall give it back to its owner; but if he does not give it back, he becomes a thief.

I was a guinea pig for some hoodlums who thought they could hurt me and frighten me and keep other Negro entertainers from the South.

Besides the physical strains I realized men can be pigs to women even when it’s a man dressed as one.

Edible, adj.: Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm.

I’d rather be onstage with a pig – a duet with Jennifer Lopez and me just ain’t going to happen.