Browsing Topic Best Political Humor Quotes

I am extraordinarily patient, provided I get my own way in the end.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.

I can’t imagine anyone voting against establishing a commission on the greatest assault since the Civil War on the Capitol. But at any rate, I came for ice cream.

Bernie can only rant about billionaires. Amy has to read the Mexican president’s name. Bloomberg is a mumbling disaster. Warren is lecturing on subterfuge and prevarication. Buttigieg looks like his mom forgot to pack his graham crackers. Biden is just sad.

It is interesting because as a writer you want to heighten how ridiculous things are. But everything he says (Trump) is already so ridiculous that it is hard to heighten it.

A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.

The comics that are just conversing with you up there and drawing on their own life, yeah, I guess so. I guess some do political humor, some do topical humor, but the ones that I like, the ones that are appealing to me, were guys who were just talking to you about their life.

Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber.

Subversive, ethical, ecological, political, humorous … this is how I see my duty as a designer.

[Al] Franken is left-wing and funny. He’s a pretty good political humorist.

There aren’t many political humorists. Dave Barry is excellent, but he doesn’t do it much.

Both conservatives and liberals watch ‘Parks and Recreation,’ and they each think the show is for them, which is really cool. ‘SNL’ was totally different. It was exciting because everyone was paying attention. Political humor works when people know what you’re talking about.

She’s just trying to make sure Anthony gets a good meal – Antonio.

If he’s – the inference is that somehow he thinks slavery is a – is a noble institution I would – I would strongly reject that assumption – that John Ashcroft is a openminded, inclusive person.

This case has had full analyzation and has been looked at a lot. I understand the emotionality of death penalty cases.

I appreciate that question because I, in the state of Texas, had heard a lot of discussion about a faith-based initiative eroding the important bridge between church and state.

Ann and I will carry out this equivocal message to the world: Markets must be open.

The students at Yale came from all different backgrounds and all parts of the country. Within months, I knew many of them.

Together, we will reclaim America’s schools, before ignorance and apathy claim more young lives.

The Senate needs to leave enough money in the proposed budget to not only reduce all marginal rates, but to eliminate the death tax, so that people who build up assets are able to transfer them from one generation to the next, regardless of a person’s race.

You subscribe politics to it. I subscribe freedom to it.

The fact that he relies on facts – says things that are not factual – are going to undermine his campaign.

It is one of the great goals of my administration to invigorate the spirit of involvement and citizenship. We will encourage faith-based and community programs without changing their mission.

It’s going to require numerous IRA agents.

We should – we will – welcome people of faith into the political process… It is essential that believers enter the arena. Your involvement in politics helps determine how well our democracy works. We have finally learned that government programs cannot solve our problems. Government can hand out money, but government cannot put hope in our hearts or a sense of purpose in our lives.

I’ve got a great sense of where I want to lead and I’m comfortable with why I’m running. And, you know, the call on that speech was, beware. This is going to be a tough campaign.

Please don’t kill me!

Dubya! What in Tarnation!? Why, I’ll tan yer hide fer this!So, what’s sex like after fifty, anyway?

Immigrants bring to America the values of faith in God, love of family, hard work and self reliance – the values that made us a great nation to begin with. We’ve all seen those values in action, through the service and sacrifice of more than 35,000 foreign-born men and women currently on active duty in the United States military.

I understand religion is a walk, it’s a journey. And I fully recognize that I’m a sinner, just like you.

There’s a lot of people in the Middle East who are desirous to get into the Mitchell process. And – but first things first. The – these terrorist acts and, you know, the responses have got to end in order for us to get the framework – the groundwork – not framework, the groundwork to discuss a framework for peace, to lay the – all right.

I’ve got a reason for running. I talk about a larger goal, which is to call upon the best of America. It’s part of the renewal. It’s reform and renewal. Part of the renewal is a set of high standards and to remind people that the greatness of America really does depend on neighbors helping neighbors and children finding mentors. I worry. I’m very worried about, you know, the kid who just wonders whether America is meant for him. I really worry about that.

Take the life issue. This issue requires a president and an administration leading our nation to understand the importance of life. This whole faith-based initiative really ties into a larger cultural issue that we’re working on. It begins to affect the life issue, as well as the human dignity issue, because when you’re talking about welcoming people of faith to help people who are disadvantaged and are unable to defend themselves, the logical step is also those babies.

We’re fighting people that hates our values, they can’t stand what America stands for.

What I am against is quotas. I am against hard quotas, quotas they basically delineate based upon whatever. However they delineate, quotas, I think vulcanize society. So I don’t know how that fits into what everybody else is saying, their relative positions, but that’s my position.