Browsing Topic Best Political Jokes Quotes

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.

A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won’t cross the street to vote in a national election.

I don’t do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.

He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.

I’m offended by political jokes. Too often they get elected.

If you can’t convince them, confuse them.

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.

Bad officials are the ones elected by good citizens who do not vote.

Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.

I always feel that most political jokes, if you’re going to do them, you have to do them within the next five minutes, or else they’re outdated. By the time you’ve got it to the point that it’s strong, it would be 12 years old.

All people are born alike – except Republicans and Democrats.

I don’t approve of political jokes; I have seen too many of them get elected.

You’ve got to be (an) optimist to be a Democrat, and you’ve got to be a humorist to stay one

If you ever injected truth into politics you would have no politics.