Best Sarcastic Love Quotes

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.

The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.

I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.

If you love someone set them free. If they come back, set them on fire.

I didn’t like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions – the curtain was up.

The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.

Don’t be humble… you’re not that great.

When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other.

The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.

I have never killed any one, but I have read some obituary notices with great satisfaction.

Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.