Browsing Topic Best Sarcastic Love Quotes

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.

The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.

Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.

I have never killed any one, but I have read some obituary notices with great satisfaction.

The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.

When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other.

Don’t be humble… you’re not that great.

I didn’t like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions – the curtain was up.

If you love someone set them free. If they come back, set them on fire.

I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.

The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.