Best Sarcastic One Liners Quotes

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.

I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.

I didn’t fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.

He loves nature in spite of what it did to him.

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

Gods are fragile things, they may be killed by a whiff of science or a dose of common sense.

Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious.

Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.

Knowledge is realizing that the street is one way; wisdom is looking in both directions anyway.

If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.