Browsing Topic Best Sarcastic One Liners Quotes

Please find below a curated list of 11 of The Best Sarcastic One Liners Quotes by notable women and men. Please consider sharing with others any of the Sarcastic One Liners Quotes that resonate.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.

Topic(s): Sarcastic One Liners , Ifs , Hard

If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

Topic(s): Sarcastic One Liners , Ifs , Mind

Knowledge is realizing that the street is one way; wisdom is looking in both directions anyway.

Topic(s): Sarcastic One Liners , Way , Inspirational

Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.

Topic(s): Sarcastic One Liners , Mind , Needs

Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious.

Topic(s): Sarcastic One Liners , Life , Ideas

Gods are fragile things, they may be killed by a whiff of science or a dose of common sense.

Topic(s): Sarcastic One Liners , May , Spiritual

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

Topic(s): Sarcastic One Liners , Science , Secret

He loves nature in spite of what it did to him.

Topic(s): Sarcastic One Liners , Nature , Spite

I didn’t fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.

Topic(s): Sarcastic One Liners , Way , Fighting

I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.

Topic(s): Sarcastic One Liners , Life , Faces

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