Best Squirrels Quotes

The squirrel that you kill in jest, dies in earnest.

The third guy was different. He was what you got when you ate squirrels for four generations. Smarter than a rat and tougher than a goat, and jumpier than either one.

Small birds throw seeds out of the feeder; large birds pick them up off the ground, but the squirrels try to muscle in.

Rarely does one see a squirrel tremble.

Never lose sight of an antelope for a dashing squirrel.

I believe today that there is no film and no shot in a film that is worth a squirrel getting a sprained ankle.

Neferet, you’re nuttier than squirrel turds.

that’s as nutty as squirrel turds

When businesspeople take credit for creating jobs, it’s a little like squirrels taking credit for creating evolution. In fact, it’s the other way around.

Living is no laughing matter: you must live with great seriousness like a squirrel for example – I mean without looking for something beyond and above living, I mean living must be your whole occupation.

All paths lie together in the hand of god like a web endlessly woven, and yours and mine are no greater or less than the beetle’s or the squirrel’s or the sparrow’s. All are held together.

You can’t keep a squirrel on the ground.

Ant Prune was holding one of the squirrels in her hand. ‘And once a day, we have ta clean their little private parts with a Q-tip, so they’ll learn ta clean themselves.’ That was a visual I didn’t need

I have always brought home stray animals – everything from squirrels to wild rabbits to foxes and turtles.

Even a blind squirrel finds an acorn sometimes.

You can’t spell squirrel without si, and that’s me.

I tried to think of my knowledge, but it was a squirrel’s heap of winter nuts. There was no strength in my knowledge any more and I felt small and naked as a new-hatched bird.

A squirrel is just a rat with a cuter outfit!

The greenest home is the one you don’t build. If you really want to save the Earth, move in with another family and share a house that’s already built. Better yet, live in the forest and eat whatever the squirrels don’t want.

The squirrels on campus were beyond domestic; they were practically domestically abusive.

The idea is that there is a kind of memory in nature. Each kind of thing has a collective memory. So, take a squirrel living in New York now. That squirrel is being influenced by all past squirrels.

Red squirrels… you don’t see many of them since they became extinct.

Take this squirrel, for instance. Ulysses. Do I believe he can type poetry? Sure, I do believe it. There is much more beauty in the world if I believe such a thing is possible.

Tricker the Squirrel is the best piece I ever wrote. It’s intricate.

I love my squirrel and dumplings, but you can make it with chicken and dumplings. I love making the dumplings. I think I just like to roll out dough.

it annoys me a bit how people like squirrels but not rats. at the end of the day they’re the same thing, except that squirrels have had a better upbringing.

Squirrel brains make you smart.

Policemen, like red squirrels, must be protected.

Let me tell you, if you have never seen an agitated squirrel you have seen very little, nor have you heard much, because the sound of an angry squirrel is not to be forgotten.

The highway of life is filled with flat squirrels that couldn’t make a decision.

The only person who suffers, when you squirrel alway all that hate, is you.

I wouldn’t trust Newcastle’s back five to protect my garden gnomes from squirrels.

I’m not squeamish at all. As a child I dragged a dead squirrel home on my skateboard and cut it open and tried to look at its brain.

It’s easy to smile when you have a squirrel’s intellect.

Many people love grey squirrels, but the reality is that they are a real problem for some of our most threatened native species, like the red squirrel and dormouse. It is not realistic, practical or even desirable to completely eradicate grey squirrels, but we must control them effectively.