Best Surgery Quotes

Winning is only important in war and surgery.

Although we take it for granted, sanitation is a physical measure that has probably done more to increase human life span than any kind of drug or surgery.

Acting’s entertainment. It’s not brain surgery.

After four knee surgeries and hundreds of shots injected into my knee weekly to alleviate swelling and pain, my body is begging me to stop the pounding.

The trouble with plastic surgery is that after 10 years, gravity wins out and you have to have another one in a year or so.

According to the norms of the hijras community, it’s not necessary that one be castrated. Castration is your choice. If you do it, testosterone doesn’t build up, femininity comes, but I have always said that castration is not the right way. A person should go for complete sexual reassignment surgery, hormone therapy, psychological counseling.

It’s not brain surgery. It’s not nuclear physics. It’s television. It’s only television.

Rapping about a surgery is something that makes sense for me to do.

It’s tricky to say ‘never,’ but I will never have plastic surgery.

So long as I get some sleep and get to take care of myself and eat healthy and that sort of thing, I’m OK. I’m not out there digging ditches and it’s not brain surgery.

Right after Dynasty ended I had a facelift and laser surgery to get rid of lines around my eyes.

Hair is just one way of expressing ourselves. We express ourselves through how we dress or through tattoos or body art or piercings or cosmetic surgery.

If you want to become an Islamic radical and have yourself circumcised, I invite you to come to Moscow… I would recommend that he who does the surgery does it so you’ll have nothing growing back afterward.

Surgery is just stabbing in a courteous environment

Remember how many beautiful women there were in the 1950s and 1960s, without any surgery? And now, thanks to degeneration, we have this.

Our personalities seem dangerously to blur and overlap with our mother’s; and, in a desperate attempt to know where mother ends and daughter begins, we perform radical surgery.

Just like in medicine, when the normal medicine no longer works, one resorts to surgery. And the revolutions is like the surgery: Its painful, and its the last resort for nations.

Everyone also needs to realize that business is not rocket science. Everything that you haven’t done before, you don’t know it because you haven’t done it before. It’s not brain surgery and you figure it out as you do it.

We have hearing aids in order to fix our ears. We have lasik surgery in order to fix our eyes. People … you can’t fix stupid!

It would not be a bad idea if bankers were to go and sit occasionally with politicians in their political surgeries, where they might get a sense of the injustice that some of the community feel about the banks.

On the red carpet, I saw all these great stories, and I also got to see the plastic surgery up close.

I started running 3 miles every morning after throat surgery to remove a cyst last year. The gym used to be my adversary. But that has all changed. Now, I look forward to it every morning.

[When to have a facelift:] If you’re tripping over your neck.

I can’t imagine how you can find the discipline to be emotionally detached reporting on a revolution, the winds of which are blowing right down the hallways of the publication you work for. That’s like an orthopedic surgeon trying to perform arthroscopic surgery on their own knee. It’s possible, but it’s hard to see through all the pain.

My plastic surgeon … said my face looked like a bouquet of elbows.

Plastic surgery is like a big elephant sitting in the Hollywood living room.

I heard once that I’m considering having liposuction. And the reason I find that so ridiculous is I’ve gone out of my way to train really hard the last eight months. I want to prove you don’t need surgery, you don’t need steroids and you don’t even need to diet. I’ve lost over a stone and that’s all been down to good old-fashioned exercise. Once your metabolism gets going you can enjoy your life.

[On plastic surgery:] When I die, God won’t know me. There are no two parts of my body the same age.

The surgery of life hurts. It helps me, though, to know that the surgeon himself, the Wounded Surgeon, has felt every stab of pain and every sorrow.

Presenting statues of honor to reporters for covering an earthquake is like presenting a first prize to a doctor for performing surgery.

I’ve seen my grandmothers grow old and they are so beautiful, every wrinkle in their face tells a story. I want to feel that in 30 years. I would always choose that kind of beauty over that comes from having too much done to yourself.

I am not sure, once a poet has found out what has been written already, and how it was written – once, in short, he has learnt his trade – that he should bother with literature at all. Poetry is not like surgery, a technique that can be copied. Every operation the poet performs is unique, and need never be done again.

I unfortunately had a lot of medical procedures throughout my life, so I decided to paint all of my surgeries as a way to heal and as a way to grow.

Calling fishing a hobby is like calling brain surgery a job.

I don’t recommend surgery at all. Women’s bodies are beautiful as they are, and I’ve had a love/hate relationship with my breasts my whole life.