Browsing Topic Best Woodpeckers Quotes

A woodpecker’s drilling Echoes To the mountain clouds.

Many critics are like woodpeckers, who, instead of enjoying the fruit and shadow of a tree, hop incessantly around the trunk, pecking holes in the bark to discover some little worm or other.

I hated Woody Woodpecker and Scooby-Doo, but I was a cartoon freak.

I’ll follow him to the ends of the earth,’ she sobbed. Yes, darling. But the earth doesn’t have any ends. Columbus fixed that.

The temple of truth has never suffered so much from woodpeckers on the outside as from termites within.

All bad jazz sounds like Woody Woodpecker.

Katy was neither a Methodist nor a Masochist. She was a goddess and the silence of goddesses is genuinely golden. None of your superficial plating. A solid, twenty-two-carat silence all the way through. The Olympian’s trap is kept shut, not by an act of willed discretion, but because there’s really nothing to say. Goddesses are all of one piece. There’s no internal conflict in them. Whereas the lives of people like you and me are one long argument. Desires on one side, woodpeckers on the other. Never a moment of real silence.

My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar – I went steady with a woodpecker till I was twenty one.

My men and I have decided that our boss, the president of the United States, is as tough as woodpecker lips.

If we built houses the way we build software, the first woodpecker to come along would destroy civilization.

Up until college age I was using the typical little-boy dummy that sits on the knee and makes woodpecker jokes. My first original character didn’t happen until later, and that was Jose the Jalapeno on a Stick.

More birds have adapted to a changing world than have failed. Very few have the narrow tolerance of the ivory-billed woodpecker or the Bachman’s warbler.

As the woodpecker taps in a spiral questFrom the root to the top of the tree,Then flies to another tree,So have I bored into life to find what lay therein,And now it is time to die,And I will fly to another tree.

red hair is caused by sugar and lust.

Somewhere lives a bad Cajun cook, just as somewhere must live one last ivory-billed woodpecker. For me, I don’t expect ever to encounter either one.