Janet Evanovich Quotes

He’s sort of a homeless horse, I said. I’m leaving for the airport in two seconds, and I won’t be back for a couple days. You can put the horse in the garage, but I don’t want that horse in my apartment. Who would put a horse in an apartment? That’s dumb. Where’s the horse staying now? My apartment. I can always count on you to brighten my day, Ranger said. And he disconnected.

The note wasn’t signed, but I could tell it was from Morelli by the way my nipples got hard.

How many times have I told you not to hit people in the face. You kick them in the body where it doesn’t show.

That’s how you tell what a man’s really made of. It’s one thing for a man to be big and brave and kill a spider. Any man could do that. Trailin’ after a woman when she’s shopping for thongs and push-up bras is a whole other category of man. And then if you want to see how far you can go with it, you ask him to carry one of those little pink bags they give you.

Ranger declined the butterscotch pudding, not wanting to disrupt the consistency of his blood sugar level. I had two puddings and coffee, choosing to keep my pancreas at peak performance. Use it or lose it is my philosophy.

When I was painting, I was painting stories I was telling myself. When I look back at it, moving to writing was a very natural progression for me.

I’d kiss you, but you smell like a gym bag.

Concentrate on doing the job, not the fear.

Cracker Jacks don’t count as junk food because they’re corn and peanuts, which we know to be high in nutrition. And they have a prize inside.

No one expected a first year engineering student to build the perfect bridge.

I disconnected and made a mental note not to call Tank unless I was bleeding profusely, and he was the only other person on earth.

Since I can barely write two books a year the best solution seems to be co-author projects. My goal isn’t to get another writer to clone me… it’s more to produce a book that shares my vision of positive, fun entertainment.