Andrew W.K. Quotes

I never did well meeting strangers, so my favorite part of partying as a couple was that I didn’t need to strike up conversation from scratch. If you’ve ever had to go out and meet new people on your own, you would understand. It can be a bit of an awkward situation. If you’re already out at a party with someone you know, it takes that pressure off.

I have listened to college radio quite a lot. I never went to college, so actually the college radio station is sort of like the closest I got to some kind of college experience.

I feel very emotional and party.

At least once in their life, every man should feel what it’s like to wear high heels.

Sometimes you have to open yourself to the random possibilities of, I guess, destiny.

There is an endorphin rush that comes when you puke. It’s kind of like a runners wall. Once you cross that wall, once you cross that party wall and you puke, you do get a rush. There are good chemicals there. And also, you’ve made more room in your gut, in your stomach, in your gullet for more content, whether it be fluids or foods.

Your love is the ultimate love that empowers all your efforts, a true love for what is indestructibly and perpetually you.

If pizza brings you joy, then by all means, love that pizza like your life depends on it. Because it does.

In fine arts, when you make a painting, it’s just a painting. But if you make a painting in the entertainment industry, it can be an album cover or a t-shirt or a logo. I like that entertainment has this usefulness – that it’s ultimately trying to make a bunch of people feel something, and to think about life and be able to use things that were so simple and direct but potentially have a really powerful effect.

In a longer term relationship, I don’t know that the intoxication would add very much – it might even take away. You don’t perform as well, get tired faster and lose your edge. It can also dull your senses, so you might not appreciate what’s going on.

Festivals are unique. They can be the best of times or the worst. You’re not playing to the converted. But those are the best shows – to see if you can make new friends and entertain them.

Anyone who says that money cannot buy happiness has clearly never spent their money on pizza.