I can’t help but look for my future wife in the crowd.
I used to have an imaginary friend named Michael.
Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food!
The boys that lose our directioners are so stupid, they will never find such beautiful girls in the whole entire world.
I’m the kind of boy that can fall in love with any girl because I love with the heart, not the eyes.
Anyone who is funny and doesn’t take herself to seriously is attractive to me
A squirrel attacked me. I got attacked by a squirrel in Battersea Park. They’re dangerous. It’s rare. I’ve torn most of the ligaments in my knee. So no football for me. It’s early retirement now. I’ve got a floating knee-cap!
I think there’s so much feeling among young girls where they feel like they have to be this perfect thing – and they don’t. Perfect people don’t exist. Sometimes people need to be told it.
I want a girlfriend who can eat like me
Words will be just words till you bring them to life
If I got a girlfriend, I’d feed her playfully all of the time.
If a man whistles at you, don’t turn around. You are a lady not a dog.
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