Browsing Topic Best Drunk Man Quotes

A man’s true character comes out when he’s drunk.

You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.

The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one.

A drunk man, staggering and mindless, must be led home by his son, so wet is his psyche… Water brings death to the psyche, as earth brings death to water… The psyche lusts to be wet.

Alcohol make you drunk, man. It don’t make you meditate, it just make you drunk. Herb is more a consciousness.

…Whose souls, albeit in a cloudy memory, yet seek back their good, but, like drunk men, know not the road home.

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and likes to see us happy.

Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.

Imagination is like the drunk man who lost his watch and must get drunk again to find it.

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.