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They sold me a duvet cover, and I don’t have a duvet, I don’t think. Then, they started treating me like I’m the idiot. They’re like, ‘Do you have a comforter?’ ‘Yeah.’ ‘Well, you have to protect it!’ I had no idea it was under attack.

Can’t you treat yourself with a bit more consideration?’ ‘Why should I?’ Mordion said, hugging the duvet round himself. ‘Because you’re a person, of course!’ Ann snapped at him. ‘One person ought to treat another person properly even if the person’s himself!

Being homeless is awful, but if you’ve ever tried to wrestle a duvet cover back onto a comforter you realise it’s not without it’s benefits.

You can go to the gym, lift as many weights as you want, but if you can’t bench press your duvet at fajr then it doesn’t mean anything

Every time I start a new piece of work, I spend a long while under the duvet thinking I can’t do it.

I am good in bed – I don’t snore. I don’t take the duvet. I just lay there and go straight off to sleep. That’s all you want out of a bloke.