Browsing Topic Best Fifth Graders Quotes

Like any normal fifth grader, I preferred my villains to be evil and stay that way, to act like Dracula rather than Frankenstein’s monster, who ruined everything by handing that peasant girl a flower. He sort of made up for it by drowning her a few minutes later, but, still, you couldn’t look at him the same way again.

My name is George Smoot III, and I AM smarter than a fifth-grader.

I dress and eat like a fifth-grader, basically. I like sandwiches and cereal and hooded sweatshirts.