Browsing Topic Best Fred Weasley Quotes

Anyone can speak Troll. All you have to do is point and grunt.

Now, you two – this year, you behave yourselves. If I get one more owl telling me you’ve – you’ve blown up a toilet or –Blown up a toilet? We’ve never blown up a toilet.Great idea though, thanks, Mum.

You’re a prefect? Oh Ronnie! That’s everyone in the family!What are Fred and I? Next door neighbors?

Hey, look — Harry’s got a Weasley sweater, too! Fred and George were wearing blue sweaters, one with a large yellow F on it, the other a G. Harry’s is better than ours, though, said Fred, holding up Harry’s sweater. She obviously makes more of an effort if you’re not family.

One more lesson like that and I might just do a Weasley.

Where’s the fun without a bit of risk?

Honestly, woman, you call yourself our mother?

I believe your friends Misters Fred and George Weasley were responsible for trying to send you a toilet seat. No doubt they thought it would amuse you.

What are Fred and I? Next door neighbors?

Don’t, Ginny, we’ll send you loads of owls. We’ll send you a Hogwarts toilet seat. George! Only joking, Mum.

Everybody finished the song at different times. At last, only the Weasley twins were left singing along to a very slow funeral march.

George, said Fred, I think we’ve outgrown full-time education. Yeah, I’ve been feeling that way myself, said George lightly.

Holey? You have the the whole world of ear-related humor before you, you go for holey?

Okay, men, he said. And women, said Chaser Angelina Johnson. And women, Wood agreed. This is it. The big one, said Fred Weasley. The one we’ve all been waiting for, said George. We know Oliver’s speech by heart, Fred told Harry, we were on the team last year. Shut up, you two, said Wood. This is the best team Gryffindor’s had in years. We’re going to win. I know it. He glared at them all as if to say, Or else. Right. It’s time. Good luck, all of you.

Yeah, size is no guarantee of power, said George. Look at Ginny. What d’you mean? said Harry. You’ve never been on the receiving end of one of her Bat-Bogey Hexes, have you?

Harry witnessed Professor McGonagall walking right past Peeves who was determinedly loosening a crystal chandelier and could have sworn he heard her tell the poltergeist out of the corner of her mouth ‘It unscrews the other way.

What are we doing here? Has something gone wrong? Oh no, Ron, came Fred’s voice, very sarcastically. No, this is exactly where we wanted to end up.

I thought it sounded a bit like Percy singing… maybe you’ve got to attack him while he’s in the shower, Harry.

Longbottom, if brains were gold, you’d be poorer than Weasley, and that’s saying something.

Fred and George turned to each other and said together, Wow — we’re identical!

And Percy was shaking his brother, and Ron was kneeling beside them, and Fred’s eyes stared without seeing, the ghost of his last laugh still etched upon his face.

We’ll send you a Hogwarts toilet seat!

And Hermione was struggling to her feet in the wreckage, and three red-headed men were grouped on the ground where the wall had blasted apart. Harry grabbed Hermione’s hand as they staggered and stumbled over stone and wood. ‘No – no – no!’ someone was shouting. ‘No! Fred! No!’ And Percy was shaking his brother, and Ron was kneeling beside them, and Fred’s eyes stared without seeing, the ghost of his last laugh still etched upon his face.

Oh, get out of the way, Percy, said Fred. Harry’s in a hurry. Yeah, he’s off to the Chamber of Secrets for a cup of tea with his fanged servant, said George, chortling.

Blimey, said the other twin. Are you — ? He is, said the first twin. Aren’t you? he added to Harry. What? said Harry. Harry Potter, chorused the twins. Oh, him, said Harry. I mean, yes, I am.

Oh, shut up Weatherby.