Browsing Topic Best Gnome Quotes

Cats are the slipperiest of domestic animals. Thousands of years of genetic coding has taught them to melt into azaleas, lie motionless behind garden gnomes, glide along fence tops, and slink under benches.

They kind of look like evil lawn gnomes

You don’t even know the sequences to the Human-Gnome Project, you haven’t come to terms with your God yet.

I’m LEP. A captain. No rent-a-cop gnome is going to stand in the way of my orders.

This really blew my mind, the fact that me, an over fed, long haired, leaping gnome, should be the star of a Hollywood movie.

All these financiers, all the little gnomes of Zürich and the other financial centres, about whom we keep on hearing.

Drab Habitation of Whom? Tabernacle or Tomb – or Dome of Worm – or Porch of Gnome – or some Elf’s Catacomb?

On 5 September, when the TUC unanimously rejected wage restraint, it was the end of an era, and all the financiers, all the little gnomes in Zürich and other finance centres about whom we keep on hearing, had started to make their dispositions in regard to sterling.

She sat in the dew-damp grass and ripped up clumps of it, tossing them in the air and feeling vaguely guilty about it. Some gnome ought to pop out of the tree and scold her for torturing the lawn.

Daddy, look — one of the gnomes actually bit me!

If I ever wanted a gnome, I guess Id just stand out on my lawn for a while.

Bidding the wizard farewell, he turned to his daughter, who held up her finger and said, Daddy, look — one of the gnomes actually bit me! How wonderful! Gnome saliva is enormously beneficial! said Mr. Lovegood, seizing Luna’s outstretched finger and examining the bleeding puncture marks. Luna, my love, if you should feel any burgeoning talent today — perhaps an unexpected urge to sing opera or to declaim in Mermish — do not repress it! You may have been gifted by the Gernumblies! Ron, passing them in the opposite direction, let out a loud snort.

So this is what it’s about? This is your mature response to go off into the mountains rather than talking about it and have s’mores with a gnome and a mountain man.YepWhat’s your plan for tomorrow? Brunch with a unicorn?

Most fantasy is incredibly derivative of Tolkien, so when you read a lot of fantasy, it’s really just elves and gnomes, and it all goes back to Tolkien.

Trust not in Sprites nor the motivations of a Gnome.

Elves, pixies, gnomes- the Moomins, Chorlton and the Wheelies, SpongeBob SquarePants- they all tried to invade you at some point.

I wouldn’t trust Newcastle’s back five to protect my garden gnomes from squirrels.

Actually, cats do this to protect you from gnomes who come and steal your breath while you sleep.

We cannot choose one desktop over the other – Gnome or KDE – because there’s users for both code bases.

I hope you find what you’re looking for.

I’m glad I escaped the clutches of those evil gnomes… I’m talking, of course, about Puerto Ricans.

When Loughner himself speaks and we find out his real influences are Spiderman, ‘Gnome Chomsky,’ Taylor Swift, and Dr. Bronner, then what?

As Mono matures, people will begin to use it to write desktop components that take advantage of all the hard work thats gone into some of the meatier GNOME libraries, as well as the nifty language features of C#.

OS X is sweet: it’s simple and intuitive, and I think GNOME shares a lot of values with it.

She’s one of those soppy girls, riddled from head to foot with whimsy. She holds the view that the stars are God’s daisy chain, that rabbits are gnomes in attendance on the Fairy Queen, and that every time a fairy blows its wee nose a baby is born, which, as we know, is not the case. She’s a drooper.

I remember her telling me once that rabbits were the gnomes in attendance to the Fairy Queen and that the stars were God’s daisy chain. Perfect rot, of course.

I make it a point of honour to have a couple of gnomes in my garden as silent testimony to the right of gnome-lovers everywhere to do their own thing without fear of snide remarks.

Often your ‘fixes’ are actually removing capabilities that you had, because they were ‘too confusing to the user’. GNOME seems to be developed by interface Nazis, where consistently the excuse for not doing something is not ‘it’s too complicated to do’, but ‘it would confuse users’.

This ‘users are idiots, and are confused by functionality’ mentality of Gnome is a disease. If you think your users are idiots, only idiots will use it.