Browsing Topic Best Pantyhose Quotes

We could be the biggest pantyhose seller in America, but we don’t want to weaken the link in shoppers’ minds between Home Depot and do-it-yourself projects.

We’re gonna be late for English, and I gotta take these pantyhose off on the way. I’m gettin’ a serious wedgie.

The only legitimate use for a glove is to cover an injury… A desire to prevent callus formation (possibly so as to not snag one’s pantyhose) does not constitute a legitimate use. And if you do insist on wearing gloves, make sure they match your purse.

In America the word revolutionary is used to sell pantyhose.

If we can put a man on the moon, we can make pantyhose comfortable.

You want flowers, I’ll buy your ass a rose,But later on you’re comin’ out them pantyhose.

September is pantyhose month. No nonsense.

Marriage is like pantyhose. It all depends on what you put into it.