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I don’t tan on my upper thighs, so when I first wore those [ cut-off jean short shorts] I look like I was walking on two cans of milk.

Life is too short to worry about anything. You had better enjoy it because the next day promises nothing.

Life is too short to worry about anything

Is life not a thousand times too short for us to bore ourselves?

I think all gay guys should get married. I think they should have to get married. They should have to adopt kids because, actually, I’m getting tired of their happy-go-lucky lifestyle. I’ve had it with them being all happy and in shape. I could look good in denim short shorts and combat boots, too, if I had all day to do leg presses at the gym.

It took me thirty-six years; and, in some fifty stories, ranging in length from short-shorts to novels, I think I must have touched, in one way or another, on every aspect of computers and computerization. And (mark this!) I did it without ever knowing anything at all about computers in any real sense. To this day, I don’t. I am totally inept with machinery… on my typewriter I turn out books at the contemptible rate of one a month

There’s an obligation to not lead people down the wrong path, but I hardly think me wearing short shorts on stage is creating monsters.

It takes a truly cool girl to pull off short-shorts and rain boots.