Browsing Topic Best Taffy Quotes

In recent years, there have been reports of people with twisted minds putting razor blades and poison in taffy apples and Halloween candy. It is no longer safe to let your child eat treats that come from strangers.

It’s pleasant to hear these nice words while I’m still alive. I’d rather have the taffy than the epitaphy.

I don’t like speed. I would have made a terrible Futurist. Even when I did take drugs, I never liked amphetamines and much preferred the slow taffy-pull of time that you get with opiates.

There’s nothing wrong with stretching the truth. We stretch taffy, and that just makes it more delicious.

Sometimes you tell the truth like you’re pulling taffy.