Browsing Topic Best White Pants Quotes

I never did like the idea of sitting on newspapers. I did it once, and all the headlines came off on my white pants. On the level! It actually happened. Nobody bought a paper that day. They just followed me around over town and read the news on the seat of my pants.

White pants should be worn on two occasions: One, never. And two, if you’re selling ice cream.

As a southern man, there’s two things I’m definitely not scared of: bow ties and white pants.