Judy Sheindlin Quotes

Judith Susan Sheindlin known professionally as Judge Judy, is an American prosecution lawyer, former Manhattan family court judge, television personality, television producer, and author. Since September 1996, Sheindlin has presided over her own successful four-time Daytime Emmy Award–winning arbitration-based court show series, Judge Judy, produced by CBS Television Distribution. ...more

Birth: October 21, 1942

Don’t try to teach a pig to sing. It doesn’t work, and it annoys the pig.

Don’t make a cemetery of your life by burying your talents.

Topic(s): Talent , Cemetery , Burying

Unless you believe in reincarnation, this is your one shot.

Topic(s): Believe , Life , Shots

It’s your life; live it well.

Topic(s): Wells , Uplifting

Beauty fades, dumb is forever.

Topic(s): Funny , Forever , Beauty

If it doesn’t make sense, it’s usually not true.

Topic(s): Ifs , Make Sense

Since I’m the judge, it’s a very stupid thing to irritate me!

Topic(s): Stupid , Judging , Stupid Things

If you are trying to balance the scales of justice and equality in all your work relationships, you’re going to come up short.

Topic(s): Ifs , Trying , Justice

I only do one thing at a time; otherwise, I get confused and then I can’t trick you.

Topic(s): I Can , Funny , Judging

If you tell the truth, then you don’t have to have a good memory

Topic(s): Ifs , Memories , Telling The Truth

You only have one thing in business, and that is your reputation

Topic(s): One Thing , Reputation

Don’t pee on my leg and tell me it’s raining.

Topic(s): Rain , Legs

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Judy Sheindlin Quotes