Kathy Lette Quotes

My sisters and I miss our dad dreadfully. But grief, of course, is the price of love.

I speak as your native guide to the mysterious tribe called the English. Dress code is everything. You can be a card-carrying Nazi, you can pay gigolos to eat gnocchi out of your navel and you won’t be pilloried — as long as you never, ever wear linen with tweed.

Believe me, having a teenage daughter is like living with the Taliban.

I knew absolutely nothing about bondage. I’d always presumed it was just an inventive way of keeping your partner from going home.

Why can’t women tell jokes? Because we marry them!

Any woman who calls herself a post-feminist should keep her Wonderbra and burn her brains.

dealing with loss and heartache doesn’t make you stronger. It only makes people think you are.

Home is where the heartache is.

All men are into bondage, ‘specially if they’re real assholes at work all day.

If the Nobel Prize was awarded by a woman, it would go to the inventor of the dimmer switch.

Every woman wants to be wanted – just not by the entire Metropolitan police force.

The name Kylie can be used for Scrabble, as it is an aboriginal word for boomerang. Which is why Ms Minogue is so good at comebacks.