Mort Sahl Quotes

Morton Lyon Sahl is an American comedian, actor, and social satirist, considered the first modern stand-up comedian since Will Rogers. Sahl pioneered a style of social satire which pokes fun at political and current event topics using improvised monologues and only a newspaper as a prop. ...more

Birth: May 11, 1927

Hillary’s explanation of the Libyan action to Congress was so good, I wonder who explained it to her?

The beat generation is a coffeehouse full of people expectantly looking at their watches waiting for the beat generation to come on.

Topic(s): People , Waiting , Watches

There’s a danger our fiscal bankruptcy might overtake our moral bankruptcy.

Topic(s): Might , Moral , Danger

Liberals feel unworthy of their possessions. Conservatives feel they deserve everything they’ve stolen.

Topic(s): Feels , Political , Politics

I don’t think crucifixion is the answer. I believe in the resurrection. I like that part of the story.

Topic(s): Thinking , Believe , I Believe

you don’t know what you think unless you say it.

Topic(s): Thinking , Knows

You know me, I love lost causes.

Topic(s): Knows , Causes , Lost

If someone were to ask me for a short cut to sensuality, I would suggest he go shopping for a used 427 Shelby-Cobra. But it is only fair to warn you that of the 300 guys who switched to them in 1966, only two went back to women.

Topic(s): Two , Guy , Cutting

If you maintain a consistent political position long enough, you’ll eventually be accused of treason.

Topic(s): Long , Enough , Political

If you can’t join them, beat them.

Topic(s): Ifs , Beats

I’m not a liberal, I’m a radical!

Topic(s): Radical

When Obama ran, he said, We can change the world! The world: can you change it back?!

Topic(s): World , Said , Change

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