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If a guy pays you five dollars, you give him seven dollars worth of work.

Sports for me is when a guy walks off the court, and you really can’t tell whether he won or lost, when he carries himself with pride either way.

These young guys are playing checkers. I’m out there playing chess.

Don’t be just another guy going down the street and going nowhere.

Is hockey hard? I don’t know, you tell me. We need to have the strength and power of a football player, the stamina of a marathon runner, and the concentration of a brain surgeon. But we need to put all this together while moving at high speeds on a cold and slippery surface while 5 other guys use clubs to try and kill us. Oh yeah, did I mention that this whole time we’re standing on blades 1/8 of an inch thick? Is ice hockey hard? I don’t know, you tell me. Next question.

If you don’t know the guy on the other side of the world, love him anyway because he’s just like you. He has the same dreams, the same hopes and fears. It’s one world, pal. We’re all neighbors.

Abuse of power isn’t limited to bad guys in other nations. It happens in our own country if we’re not vigilant.

Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.

I get to represent somebody I don’t think is getting represented right now. The regular dude: the guy who believes in God but still likes pussy.

The guy who’s willing to hustle the most is gonna be the guy that just gets that loose ball.

Anti-Semitism does not signify opposition to Semitism. There is no such thing. It is an expression we Jews use effectively as a smear word used to brand as a bigot, like you guys, anyone who brings criticism against Jews. We use it against hate-mongers.

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy.

When I was a kid, if a guy got killed in a western movie I always wondered who got his horse.

The buck stops with the guy who signs the checks.

I’m a guy who tries to be successful in all that I do, and when you fall short, it hurts.

Women do generally manage to love the guys they marry more than they manage to marry the guys they love.

I’m hungrier than those other guys out there. Every rebound is a personal challenge.

I just did what I did in my era, basically because of my admiration for the guys who came before me. That’s how I’ve always looked at it. I never thought of boxing like, I’m going to be the greatest fighter ever and make a lot of money. Instead, I thought I was going to win because I learned from the best. I carefully studied the videotapes of all the fighters from the past, dissected their styles, and entered the ring with their spirit.

Today, the media dictatorship is becoming a substitute to military dictatorship. The big economic groups are using the media and decide who can speak, who the good guy is and who the bad guy is.

Motivation is everything. You can do the work of two people, but you can’t be two people. Instead, you have to inspire the next guy down the line and get him to inspire his people.

There are lots of guys around the world that are lazy. They have big fat guts. They talk about chi power and things they can do, but don’t believe it.

I’ve given guys blow jobs just because I’ve run out of things to talk about.’ Oh, Rae. Who hasn’t

In high school, I was the class comedian as opposed to the class clown. The difference is the class clown is the guy who drops his pants at the football game, the class comedian is the guy who talked him into it.

It bothers me that the average fan, the average sportswriter for that matter, pays so much attention to what’s in a box score. A box score does not properly represent the most important thing – team play. It shows some guy scoring 27 points, but it doesn’t show that my 27-point man let his guy score 30.

You choose the end of the summer to fall in love with this guy because secretly, you don’t want it to last.

Love hard when there is love to be had. Because perfect guys don’t exist, but there’s always one guy that is perfect for you.

I’m a Silicon Valley guy. I just think people from Silicon Valley can do anything.

Guys who might not be superstars but because of their hustle, because of the little things they do, these are the guys who can really mean the difference between winning and losing.

If there was a god, he wouldn’t let a guy walk right up and shoot you in the face now would he? That’s right, now you get the picture. Truth burns doesn’t it?

You got one guy going boom, one guy going whack, and one guy not getting in the endzone.

You have to be realistic about terrorism. Certain groups of people, certain groups, Muslim fundamentalists, Christian fundamentalists, Jewish fundamentalists, and just plain guys from Montana, are going to continue to make life in this country very interesting for a long, long time.

Sometimes guys just want the girl and want to drop the kids off anywhere they can. Guys, it’s a package. You like a woman, she’s got kids, it’s a package. You can’t just go in one-sided. It’s pretty cool.

George Burns has been on my show twenty or thirty times, or maybe more. How can you turn down a guy that age?

It’s tough to know who’s better in cliff diving. Like, you see a guy diving off a cliff and you go, Oh, man, a guy diving off a cliff! And then another guy’d dive- Oh, there’s another guy diving off a cliff there. But you can’t tell who’s better, y’know? Like, uh- if you survive at all, hey, you’re a great- you’re a great cliff diver there. There’s only two classifications in cliffdiving. There’s, uh- ‘Grand Champion’ and then, uh- ‘Stuff On a Rock.’ Very hard to make a comeback in that sport, I’ll tell you that.

I did pretty good for a guy who never finished high school and used to yodel at square dances.