Browsing Topic Best Car Salesman Quotes

America… just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns and no qualms about killing anybody else in the world who tries to make us uncomfortable.

Bowie and McCartney arrived, and the biscuits and caviare started and I left immediately. I don’t like shouting across rooms, with people in shiny suits who look like used-car salesmen.

I have no belief in the system. So Sonny is perfectly at home (in Washington D.C.). Politicians are one step down below used-car salesmen.

Librarian like Stewardess, Certified Public Accountant, Used Car Salesman is one of those occupations that people assume attract a certain deformed personality.

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: Politics Is the Entertainment Branch of Industry. C-SPAN’s coverage of governmental proceedings is wonderful. Caution! Buffoons on the Hill! Wallowing in blabber and spew, regiments of ex-lawyers and used-car salesmen attempt to distract us from the naughty little surprises served up by deregulated corporate America.

Politics is the entertainment branch of industry.

When Americans are asked to rank professions in terms of honesty and ethics, insurance agents routinely end up near the bottom of the list – somewhere between politicians and car salesmen. Generally, insurers are seen as clever hucksters who prey on insecurity and ignorance to sell people what they don’t need at prices they shouldn’t have to pay.

Deep within the heart of every evangelist lies the wreck of a car salesman.

I have said it before and I will say it again: Impeachment is off the table.

Thirty-five years ago, being a cook was the same as being a used-car salesman.

White people scare the crap out of me.

I love the Elvis movies. I used to watch them. In every single one of his movies he wasn’t acting as a car salesman – he was acting as a car salesman who loved to play guitar.

I had an acting teacher tell me once that if you’re playing a car salesman, you don’t want to be an OK car salesman, you want to play the best car salesman.