Browsing Topic Best Dairy Queen Quotes

You might be a redneck if taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen.

When you don’t talk, there’s a lot of stuff that ends up not getting said.

Sometimes,well,all the time,I can’t think of what to say because I’m so dumb and stuff,and then maybe I think of it like five days later.

My friends and I make short films. We pretended to rob the Dairy Queen where our friend worked, but someone thought we were real thieves and called the cops! Soon, the cops burst in with guns drawn!

Last night, I had that dream again. I dreamt I had to take a test, in a Dairy Queen, on another planet.

Tampa’s crazy… The ladies in Tampa come in all flavors. I felt like I was at Dairy Queen.