Browsing Topic Best Funny Birthday Wishes Quotes

It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.

If you want to look young and thin on your birthday. Hang around a bunch of old fat people.

Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed.

You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.

I believe in loyalty. When a woman reaches an age she likes, she should stick with it.

Time and tide wait for no man.

The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.

You’re only young once, but you can be immature forever.

Happiness is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.

No wise man ever wished to be younger.

If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people.

Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.

There is still no cure for the common birthday.

If you’re not getting older, you’re dead.