Browsing Topic Best Funny New Years Eve Quotes

Let each new year find you a better person.

Be at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let every new year find you a better man.

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.

Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and thank God that it can go.

May the New Year bring you courage to break your resolutions early!

Ring out the false, ring in the true.

Hope Smiles from the threshold of the year to come, Whispering ‘it will be happier’.

The new year begins in a snow-storm of white vows.

New Year’s Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time.

Youth is when you’re allowed to stay up late on New Year’s Eve. Middle age is when you’re forced to.

Tomorrow is the first blank page of a 365-page book. Write a good one.

Ring out the old, ring in the new, Ring, happy bells, across the snow: The year is going, let him go; Ring out the false, ring in the true.

New Year’s Day is every man’s birthday.

No one ever regarded the First of January with indifference. It is that from which all date their time, and count upon what is left. It is the nativity of our common Adam.

If you asked me for my New Year Resolution, it would be to find out who I am.

No one ever regarded the first of January with indifference.

He who breaks a resolution is a weakling; He who makes one is a fool.

Making resolutions is a cleansing ritual of self-assessment and repentance that demands personal honesty and, ultimately, reinforces humility. Breaking them is part of the cycle.

We spend January 1st walking through our lives, room by room, drawing up a list of work to be done, cracks to be patched. Maybe this year, to balance the list, we ought to walk through the rooms of our lives…not looking for flaws, but for potential.

Year’s end is neither an end nor a beginning but a going on, with all the wisdom that experience can instill in us.

the object of a new year is not that we should have a new year, but rather that we should have a new soul.

Dieting on New Year’s Day isn’t a good idea as you can’t eat rationally but really need to be free to consume whatever is necessary, moment by moment, in order to ease your hangover. I think it would be much more sensible if resolutions began generally on January the second.

The merry year is born Like the bright berry from the naked thorn.

Every man should be born again on the first day of January. Start with a fresh page

I think in terms of the day’s resolutions, not the years’.

New Year’s eve is like every other night; there is no pause in the march of the universe, no breathless moment of silence among created things that the passage of another twelve months may be noted; and yet no man has quite the same thoughts this evening that come with the coming of darkness on other nights.

New Year’s Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive.

Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average. Which means you’ve met your New Year’s resolution.

Never tell your resolution beforehand, or it’s twice as onerous a duty.

Stir the eggnog, lift the toddy, Happy New Year everybody.