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Nobody believes it, but I slept on a futon till I was 13.

Realize that sleeping on a futon when you’re 30 is not the worst thing. You know what’s worse, sleeping in a king bed next to a wife you’re not really in love with but for some reason you married, and you got a couple kids, and you got a job you hate. You’ll be laying there fantasizing about sleeping on a futon. There’s no risk when you go after a dream. There’s a tremendous amount to risk to playing it safe.

There’s a store in my neighborhood called Futon World. I like that name, ‘Futon World.’ Makes me think of a magical place that gets less and less comfortable over time.

Futon World – a wonderful place that becomes slowly less comfortable over time.

Let no man’s deathbed be a futon.

Tofu and futons. The adepts of Orientalism seem to spend most of their lives reclining. They can’t quite summon the energy to crawl up onto a chair. Even their Yogic exercises are carried out in a prone or sitting position.

I don’t like futons. They can’t commit. I’m a bed! I’m a couch! I’m a bed! I’m a couch!

I don’t need anything to live, to be honest. Give me a mattress or a futon on the floor and I’ll be the happiest camper.

Bran was stripping her futon down to the bare mattress when she entered her apartment. It was sort of like watching the president mowing the White House lawn or taking out the trash.

Did you really think I wouldn’t recognize my college futon, with its trademark absence of sex stains?