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When the cow gives bloodand the Christ is bornwe must all eat sacrifices.We must all eat beautiful women.

Socializing is as exhausting as giving blood. People assume we loners are misanthropes, just sitting thinking, ‘Oh, people are such a bunch of assholes,’ but it’s really not like that. We just have a smaller tolerance for what it takes to be with others. It means having to perform. I get so tired of communicating.

If a hiker gets lost in the mountains, people will coordinate a search. If a train crashes, people will line up to give blood. If an earthquake levels a city, people all over the world will send emergency supplies. This is so fundamentally human that it’s found in every culture without exception. Yes, there are assholes who just don’t care, but they’re massively outnumbered by the people who do.

Family not only need to consist of merely those whom we share blood, but also for those whom we’d give blood.

I say we spend some money, clean up some junkies and make them all go work for the Red Cross. You ever give blood to the Red Cross? Little paper hatted trainee kid, just sticking you full of holes. Golly, jeez, this is way harder than the deep fryer, how does this work? You get an ex-junkie in there, bap-bap, he’s gonna find a vein. You’re in, you’re out, you got sugar cookie and you’re happy!

It is better to give blood but receive cash than the other way around.

If you want something from an audience, you give blood to their fantasies. It’s the ultimate hustle.

Give blood, but you may find that blood is not enough.

I took the wife’s family out for tea biscuits. They weren’t too happy about having to give blood though.