Best Wife Quotes

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife.

The ideal husband understands every word his wife doesn’t say.

The great secret of doctors, known only to their wives, but still hidden from the public, is that most things get better by themselves; most things, in fact, are better in the morning.

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.

How can a man respect his wife when he has a contemptible opinion of her and her sex?

I’m married, and my wife has set out very limited Xbox limits. But if I had my druthers, I’d be playing all the time and never see any of my friends or do any work.

A good one iron shot is about as easy to come by as an understanding wife.

He was happily married – but his wife wasn’t.

I met my wife through playing golf. She is French and couldn’t speak English and I couldn’t speak French, so there was little chance of us getting involved in any boring conversations – that’s why we got married really quickly.

A gentleman who had been very unhappy in marriage, married immediately after his wife died; it was the triumph of hope over experience.

When a wife has a good husband, it is easily seen on her face.

I’ll be a wife and mother first, then First Lady.

My wife is possessive and I like that

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Winning is everything. The only ones who remember you when you come second are your wife and your dog.

Building a little bonfire at night on the beach and lying on a blanket with my wife under the stars is not only sexy, it’s romantic.

The wisest married men give in early. They get in touch with the wife side of themselves, and that’s when they stop arguing.

There are three faithful friends – an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.

My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.

The fact that in Mohammedan law every woman must belong to some man as his absolute property – either as a child, a wife, or a concubine – must delay the final extinction of slavery until the faith of Islam has ceased to be a great power among men.

If I was your wife Sir, I’d poison you! Madam, if you were my wife, I’d let you!

My ability to persuade my wife to marry me was quite my most brilliant achievement … Of course, it would have been impossible for any ordinary man to have got through what I had to go through in peace and war without the devoted aid of what we call, in England, one’s better half.

I’m looking forward to being a mom and a wife and a business owner.

Every mother hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she did, and is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did.

I planted some jokes in my wedding. Like, the organizers asked me to select music. So when I approached wife at the ceremony, they played the second movement from Shostakovich’s 10th Symphony, which is usually known as the portrait of Stalin. And then when we embraced, the music that they played was Schubert’s Death and the Maiden. I enjoyed this in a childish way! But marriage was all a nightmare and so on and so on.

I was playing once with the King of Samoa. I asked him what his handicap was. Six wives, he said.

A mother is a mother all of your life,but a father is a father only when he has a wife.

If ever a man and his wife, or a man and his mistress, who pass nights as well as days together, absolutely lay aside all good breeding, their intimacy will soon degenerate into a coarse familiarity, infallibly productive of contempt or disgust.

My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in bed with her.

Music was our wife and we loved her. We stayed with her, clothed her and put diamond rings on her hands.

the Law has made the man and wife one person, and that one person the husband!

Last year my wife ran off with the fellow next door and I must admit, I still miss him.

His [Rudolph Giuliani] marital life became unhinged with his wife kicking him out of the mayor`s residence of Gracie mansion. That he took up residence as a house guest in an apartment owned by friends of his.The friends were a loving gay couple. And that is the best thing I know about Rudy Giuliani.

My wife has lived with at least five different men since we were wed – and each of the five has been me.

What matters is not the isolated entity, but the space between things, the relationship of things – the Bond…Every conflict that occurs – whether between husband and wife, social or racial groups – is resolved only when we can fully see and embrace the space – the Bond – between us.