Browsing Topic Best Paper Towels Quotes

What I’ve always wished I’d invented was paper underwear, even knowing that the idea never took off when they did come out with it. I still think it’s a good idea, and I don’t know why people resist it when they’ve accepted paper napkins and paper plates and paper curtains and paper towels-it would make more sense not to have to wash out underwear than not to have to wash out towels.

Racing shirts should be sold on big, thick rolls like paper towels.

Automatic paper towel dispensers are a solution to something that was never a problem in the first place.

American’s could be any more self absorbed if they were made of equal parts water and paper towel.

Pre-treating is a really important step for stain removal. It’s best to treat stains right away, so blot fresh stains with a paper towel or a white rag.

I had really bad obsessive-compulsive disorder. At its worst, I was compelled to leave my house at three o’clock in the morning and go out in the alley because I just knew that the paper-towel roll I threw in the recycling bin was uncomfortable, like it was lying the wrong way, and I would be down in the garbage.

People I’ve interviewed say they’re terrified there may be boycotts of their [the Kochs] products, which include so many household items that everybody’s familiar with, things like Stainmaster Carpet and Dixie Cups and Brawny paper towels and Lycra.