Browsing Topic Best Parks And Recreation Quotes

Zerts’ are what I call desserts. ‘Trée-trées’ are entrées. I call sandwiches ‘sammies,’ ‘sandoozles,’ or ‘Adam Sandlers.’ Air conditioners are ‘cool blasterz’ with a ‘z’ – I don’t know where that came from. I call cakes ‘big ol’ cookies.’ I call noodles ‘long-ass rice.’ Fried chicken is ‘fry-fry chicky-chick.’ Chicken parm is ‘chicky-chicky-parm-parm.’ Chicken cacciatore? ‘Chicky-cacc.’ I call eggs ‘pre-birds,’ or ‘future birds.’ Root beer is ‘super water.’ Tortillas are ‘bean blankets.’ And I call forks ‘food rakes.’

I have never taken the high road, but I tell other people to ’cause then there’s more room for me on the low road.

Sometimes you gotta work a little, so you can ball a lot.

I love doing comedy. One of my favorite things in the world is to do Parks and Recreation; a big fun character.

I wonder how they deal with mice at Disney World.

Leslie, I typed your symptoms into the thing up here and it says you could have network connectivity problems.

I watch my favorite shows-The Walking Dead, The Office, 30 Rock and Parks and Recreation-on Netflix to unwind. Actually, I eat most of my meals while watching Netflix. It’s like my companion.