Browsing Topic Best Short People Quotes

My great hope for us as young women is to start being kinder to ourselves so that we can be kinder to each other. To stop shaming ourselves and other people for things we don’t know the full story on – whether someone is too fat, too skinny, too short, too tall, too loud, too quiet, too anything. There’s a sense that we’re all ‘too’ something, and we’re all not enough.

We won with the military. We won with highly educated, pretty well educated and poorly educated. But we won with everything, tall people, short people, fat people, skinny people just won.

Short people have long faces, and long people have short faces. Big people have little humor, and little people have no humor at all.

When you start a movie… when it’s a short, people don’t care… but when it’s a feature they want money.

[Kids] are just like annoying short people

I’m in trouble if they can’t, because everyone’s taller than me, and if that’s true, that means I can’t have any friends! Alison [McGhee] and I look very much like, I was going to say Bink and Gollie, but I meant Mutt and Jeff. We look ridiculous when we walk down the street together, because she’s so tall and I’m so short. But yes, tall people and short people can, and should be, friends. I, personally, like being short. I think it makes things easier.

I feel sorry for short people, you know. When it rains, they’re the last to know.

God blessed me with a lot of heart and no height, and I’ll take that any day.

Short people got no reason to live.

Well, when I walk behind short people I feel like I’m going to fall over because I start taking these little steps, and I can’t take little steps.