Will Rogers Quotes

Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.

Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.

The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.

Buy land. They ain’t making any more of the stuff.

Don’t wait to buy land, buy land and wait.

We can’t all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.

I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.

Ammunition beats persuasion when you are looking for freedom.

No man is great if he thinks he is.

Chaotic action is preferable to orderly inaction.

What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.