Browsing Topic Best Flat Tires Quotes

Diseases can be our spiritual flat tires – disruptions in our lives that seem to be disasters at the time but end by redirecting our lives in a meaningful way.

Last time I had a flat tire, I pulled my truck into one of those side-of-the-road gas stations. The attendant walks out, looks at my truck, looks at me, and I swear he said, Tire go flat? I couldn’t resist. Said, Nope. I was driving around and those other three just swelled right up on me. Here’s your sign.

I’m no mechanic but I can change my oil and I know what to do when I get a flat tire and I can hot-wire it in an emergency.

I don’t see anything wrong with a cell phone. That’s great. You have a flat tire in the middle of the night; it works better than digging in your pocket for a quarter and looking for a payphone eight miles down the road.

A mobile home with a flat tire is a home.

It’s hard to go. It’s scary and lonely…and half the time you’ll be wondering why the hell you’re in Cincinnati or Austin or North Dakota or Mongolia or wherever your melodious little finger-plucking heinie takes you. There will be boondoggles and discombobulated days, freaked-out nights and metaphorical flat tires. But it will be soul-smashingly beautiful… It will open up your life.

You might be a redneck if your momma calls you over to help, cause she has a flat tire on her house.

Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse. Murphy’s First Corollary If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.

You might be a redneck if your momma tore her best dress coon hunting.

Men exist because a vibrator can’t fix a flat tire. On second thought, I should just buy a AAA card.

How can we describe the most exalted experience of our physical lives [sex], as if-jack, wrench, hubcap, and nuts-we were describing the changing of a flat tire?

Some libertarians succeed by re-inventing the wheel. Most libertarians fail by re-inventing the flat tire.

I may be a living legend, but that sure don’t help when I’ve got to change a flat tire.

I grew up among farmers in Illinois and so you always have to have the tools you might need in the eventuality of a flat tire or a broken window.

It is bad enough to reinvent the wheel. What really hurts is when they reinvent the flat tire.