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Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.

Everyone comes up to me and says, ‘I would vote for you if you had a penis.’

Truth is not determined by majority vote.

I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn’t study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people.

I have come to the conclusion that politics are too serious a matter to be left to the politicians.

When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President. I’m beginning to believe it.

If voting changed anything, they’d make it illegal.

He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.

If you can’t convince them, confuse them.

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.

Bad officials are the ones elected by good citizens who do not vote.

Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?

There are always too many Democratic congressmen, too many Republican congressmen, and never enough U.S. congressmen.