Browsing Topic Best Funny Sleeping Quotes

A ruffled mind makes a restless pillow.

Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.

Silence is the sleep that nourishes wisdom.

Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep.

Sleep is the interest we have to pay on the capital which is called in at death; and the higher the rate of interest and the more regularly it is paid, the further the date of redemption is postponed.

For sleep, one needs endless depths of blackness to sink into; daylight is too shallow, it will not cover one.

The worst thing in the world is to be bland.

Many things, such as loving, going to sleep, or behaving unaffectedly – are done worst when we try hardest to do them.

Bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we quit it with regret.

Insomnia is a gross feeder. It will nourish itself on any kind of thinking, including thinking about not thinking.

And if tonight my soul may find her peace in sleep, and sink in good oblivion, and in the morning wake like a new-opened flower then I have been dipped again in God, and new-created.

How do people go to sleep? I’m afraid I’ve lost the knack. I might try busting myself smartly over the temple with the night-light. I might repeat to myself, slowly and soothingly, a list of quotations beautiful from minds profound; if I can remember any of the damn things.

There is more refreshment and stimulation in a nap, even of the briefest, than in all the alcohol ever distilled.

Don’t fight with the pillow, but lay down your head And kick every worriment out of the bed.

The worst thing in the world is to try to sleep and not to.

Sleeping is no mean art: for its sake one must stay awake all day.

It appears that every man’s insomnia is as different from his neighbours as are their daytime hopes and aspirations.

I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I’m awake, you know?

Laugh and the world laughs with you!

The feeling of sleepiness when you are not in bed, and can’t get there, is the meanest feeling in the world.

Most people do not consider dawn to be an attractive experience – unless they are still up.

Cut if you will with sleep’s dull knife, the years from off your life, my friend! the years that death takes off my life, he’ll take from off the other end!