Browsing Topic Best Golf Swing Quotes

Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at which to be bad.

The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.

My golf swing is a bit like ironing a shirt. You get one side smoothed out, turn it over and there is a big wrinkle on the other side. Then you iron that one out, turn it over and there is yet another wrinkle.

The moment the average golfer attempts to play from long grass or a bunker or from a difficult lie of any kind, he becomes a digger instead of a swinger.

What other people may find in poetry or art museums, I find in the flight of a good drive.

I’m about five inches from being an outstanding golfer. That’s the distance my left ear is from my right.

You swing your best when you have the fewest things to think about.

I don’t believe there is anything like a natural golf swing. A golf swing is an unnatural thing, and it has to be developed.

For many years I had an impression of my golf swing, which was that I vividly resembled Tom Weiskopf in the takeaway and Dave Marr on the downswing. Unfortunately, there came a day when I was invited to have my golf swing filmed via a video camera. Something I will never do again. When it was played back, what I saw – what you would have seen – was not Weiskopf and Marr but a man simultaneously climbing into a sweater and falling out of a tree.

Reverse every natural instinct and do the opposite of what you are inclined to do, and you will probably come very close to having a perfect golf swing.

I have a tip that can take 5 strokes off anyone’s golf game. It’s called an eraser.

The golf swing is among the most stressful and unnatural acts in sports, short of cheering for the Yankees.

The first time I played the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle of rum before I teed off. I shot the happiest 83 of my life.

Golf is the most fun you can have with out taking your clothes off.

Everybody can see that my swing is homegrown. That means everybody has a chance to do it.

The only thing you should force in a golf swing is the club back in the bag.

A golf swing is a collection of corrected mistakes.

After all these years, it’s still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came back ten minutes later with a ham on rye.

If you think your hands are more important in your golf swing than your legs, try walking a hole on your hands.

My favorite shots are the practice swing and the conceded putt. The rest can never be mastered.

While playing golf today, I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake.

When Tiger was 6 months old, he would sit in our garage, watching me hit balls into a net. He had been assimilating his golf swing. When he got out of the high chair, he had a golf swing.

The difference between golf and government is that in golf you can’t improve your lie.

It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.

I see things written about the golf swing that I can’t believe will work except by accident .

Don’t play too much golf. Two rounds a day are plenty.

The head has no purpose in the golf swing. It simply goes where the body takes it

Through years of experience I have found that air offers less resistance than dirt.

Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child. Just how childlike golf players become is proven by their frequent inability to count past five.

Having a great golf swing helps under pressure, but golf is a game about scoring. It’s like an artist who can get a two-inch brush at Wal-Mart for 20 cents or a fine camel-hair brush from an art store for 20 dollars. The brush doesn’t matter – how the finished painting looks is what matters.

I played a lot of baseball growing up, and I always hit better if I kept moving before the pitch instead of standing still in the batter’s box. I think a waggle does the same thing in the golf swing. It keeps you relaxed and gets your body ready to hit the ball.

His driving is unbelievable. I don’t go that far on my holidays.

If you think it’s hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.

He has the finest, fundamentally sound golf swing I’ve ever seen.

Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at it.